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[The video feed opens to Yarne’s face entirely too close to the camera. He holds his phone in both hands, clearly unused to using such a device, and slowly pushes it away from him.]

Hmm... [His hum is a little louder than it should be.] How do you know if this thing is...Hey! H-how’s it going?

[His long, furry ears droop. This already feels lame, but he’s determined.]

So...there’s been a lot of stuff going on, hasn’t there? And it all seems pretty dangerous, too! I’m used to dangerous things, really, but I thought it would be better if I kept to my apartment for a while and, um...conserved my strength. For later.

[Yarne can already hear his mother yelling at him in his head. There's a pause here as he tries to convince himself he sounds believable, but then he continues.]

So, I’ve been thinking! I need to get out more, and it’s not just because I don’t have any Chroma or food left. Or because I’m worried my muscles will atrophy, leaving me in all sorts of dangerous situations where I could die. [The drama!] But there are some extenuating circumstances, you see, and...I was wondering if there’s anyone strong out there who’d be willing to protect me? In return, I’ll let you pet my ears! That’ll earn both of us lots of Chroma, right? So, it’d be beneficial to both of us, and you’d be my own personal knight! Kind of.

[He’s ending on a smile because, truly, this sounds like an absolutely wonderful idea.]

That’s it, I think! If there’s anyone strong out there who wants to protect me and earn some Chroma, you should let me know! The stronger, the better, as far as I’m concerned. And there’s no one softer than a Taguel, I can promise that.

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[Normally Konoha doesn't like to look on the network- too many scandalous things, really, but. This seems safe... and also, despite how he says it isn't because of that...]

Are you sure you have food and chroma?

[ Oh, a fellow Iris rabbit! Cute. ]

I'm always willing to help with Chroma stuff. I can do handholding, cuddling, whatever you'd like -- most people go for the hand-holding. No pressure!

Also, I'm a rabbit for Iris, too! Today's the last day, finally... Iris gets the back-to-back of the moon, and then all three being out, and it's pretty tiring sometimes.

You again. And what makes you believe anyone would come protect you in exchange for something ridiculous like ear pets?

[ Obviously, a knight would protect the weak without any recompense. It's just that being told to do so by a cowardly bunny-man makes him less willing to participate. ]

Have you tried learning to fight on your own? Rabbits are prone to lunging and biting as a proper defense mechanism from predators.

This place is rarely dangerous at all. Why do you need someone to protect you here?

Oh, hello, Mr. Taguel! It sounds as though you made a wise decision.
In any case, I am Titus Alexius, and I am extremely strong.

For later? Just how long have you been cooped up in your apartment, then?

[ This video has been nothing but weird... ]

If you're going to ask for protection, then I think it's fair that I ask what the extenuating circumstances are.

Oh!!!

[ Torako has never slammed the reply button so fast - or so hard. Luckily, the communication bracelet is very durable. ]

I'm very strong! I can help you! And I... I would love to pet your ears, if you'd let me!

[ she's staring at them on the feed... they look so fluffy ]

Just tell me what I need to do, um... Taguel-san?

Fluffy...

[ Don’t mind him, Lancelot is completely entranced by the soft fluffy bunny person thing. ]

[ Brady's been moping about Inigo but he won't forget you either buddy!!

Which is why he's putting on his mom voice (not really) and chiming in with Genuine Concern. ]

Yarne? What the-- you just gonna trust any ol' stranger with your whole life like that?

Did you do something to earn someone's ire?

[Somehow, he doesn't sound incredulous or judgemental. He doesn't doubt that it could happen. Actually, more than anything, he's... curious? Is this guy's life in danger? Please tell him your life is in danger. He wants deets.]

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