text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

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Comments

[freshtilapia]

[ Well, why not? ]


((art by butleronduty))

[shadowonthe]

Unratable by mere mortal standards.

[freshtilapia]

Oh? And what standards should I be held to, darling?

text (sn: gorogorogoro-chan)

[24hourcinderella]

Fishin' for compliments, huh. Well, I'll excuse ya this time seein' as you've provided us with the catch of the day.

text (sn: oceanqueen)

[freshtilapia]

[Fish stares at the reply with all the fish puns for a moment. Well. Two can play at that game. Also, who on earth is this gorogorogoro-chan?]

The catch of the day, huh? Would this ass get you hooked or can you show me someone who can do betta?

[24hourcinderella]

[Someone who thinks he's being very stealthy!]

Hey, don't ya mean bass? Anyway, there'd be no passin' by this seafood if I saw it down at the market. It's the kind that makes ya wanna scream holy mackerel!

[freshtilapia]

[ Well, Fish doesn't know that Majima's first name is Goro, so... yep. Gorogorogoro-chan is now a mystery fish punny person. ]

Well! Just for the halibut, if you're into this, I'm not koi at all. Just drop me a line. I'm pretty easy to reel in with the right bait. ;)

[24hourcinderella]

[See? Calculated!]

There sardinely is a nice tuna to what you're sayin'. Maybe we could... Crap, I'm runnin' outta fish names! I'm flounderin' here.

[freshtilapia]

Don't you mean carp?

Well, we could just scale back on the fish puns if they've got you beached. It was a boatload of fun whale it lasted, darling.

[24hourcinderella]

Damn, you're right. Thanks for letting minnow.

At this rate, I'm gettin' schooled here. I guess I should throw in the towel before this gets more orcaward.

[freshtilapia]

Dolphinately.

Well, if we ever get the chance, I hope to sea you soon, sailor. This was fun.

[lifehacker]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
now THIS is actual content

[freshtilapia]

I don't do anything half-assed ;)

[nobodylikeshim]

A nice even eight out of ten. ⭐️ 🌟 ✨

[freshtilapia]

I'll take it. But tell me, what makes me short of a 10?

[nobodylikeshim]

I thought it'd be rude to give a 10 out of 10 to a stranger~
Since it feels like the score doesn't come from the heart or friendliness~

[freshtilapia]

Oh? And where would a score like that come from, darling?

[nobodylikeshim]

Horniness.

[freshtilapia]

I would gladly take that horny scoring, darling. 😘

[nobodylikeshim]

Then!
10/10! 😛 😜 😝

[freshtilapia]

My, I'm flattered a picture of my ass got you horny. 😘

[nobodylikeshim]

It's the whole package that gets a standing ovation! 😍 😘 🥰

[freshtilapia]

Is it a standing ovation in your pants, sweetheart? 🍆⤴️

[nobodylikeshim]

of course, darling 💯💯🌟🌟😍🤩

[freshtilapia]

I'd be so flattered if you rubbed one out for me.