text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[champagnetower]

Amazing. Stunning. What a fine ass. Perfect shape for someone to place their hands on and sensually grasp. 10/10

[yumenope]

Egotism is unattractive.

[champagnetower]

[If only Gentaro could hear him laugh on the other side of his screen!]

It isn't when it's the truth! This is why you can always see my ass! What are you hiding, hm? A non-existent one?

[yumenope]

( hey moon-siri, can you ban someone from their own network post? )

That is anatomically impossible.

[champagnetower]

Anything is possible if you just believe in it!

[That's how it works right]

[yumenope]

I suppose I’ll tell you the salacious news, then.


I have two.

[champagnetower]

Do not be ashamed of this! Be free! I'm sure that you'll meet someone who has that for a kink!

[yumenope]

( ????????? who??? is this man??? that has so few brain cells??? )

... A lie, of course. For better or for worse.

[champagnetower]

It's okay... You don't have to hide the truth! I'm sure you'll find someone who understands!

[yumenope]

( this is so absurd. )

Is that an offer?

[champagnetower]

Non! There's a whole ocean out there!

[yumenope]

( oh thank god. he doesn’t have to play gay chicken with the host. )

Is that right? And if I can’t swim?