text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

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[freshtilapia]

That’s an interesting posterior.

me too... alas

[hagrides]

Thank you. I’ve had it for some time now.

[freshtilapia]

Was there ever a time you didn’t have it?

[hagrides]

Early childhood, before I grew legs.

[freshtilapia]

[ Wait. Hold on... ]

You didn’t have legs as a child?

[hagrides]

No. None of my species do as larvae.

[freshtilapia]

Insectoid? I’ve never met anyone like you before.

[ And that’s something. It’s usually Fish getting that kind of comment. ]

[hagrides]

That seems to be a common response. I shall have to serve as a good representative of the bugs of my home, lest the people here think poorly of them.

[freshtilapia]

My. Seems as if the most recent arrivals from the moon have been getting more and more interesting. I met a half-horse lady two months ago, and a girl from the sea with shellfish traits recently.

What’s your name, if I may ask?

[hagrides]

Ah, so you've met my roommate, unless there are multiple shellfish who've arrived.

Grimm is my name. A pleasure to meet you.

[freshtilapia]

Lobco, right? You can call me Fish. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Grimm. Though all I know of you is your butt.

[hagrides]

I would like to hope I have more to interest you than my behind. Well met, Fish.

[freshtilapia]

Certainly! I’m already looking forward to seeing you from the front. Ideally in person sometime.

[hagrides]

In person would be lovely. I'm afraid I might not be skilled at taking 'selfies' yet.

[is this... the lingo...]

[freshtilapia]

Well, if you're roommates with Lobco, I feel pretty certain we'll meet some time or another. And maybe then I can help you out with taking a selfie. I had someone teach me the first month I was here.

[hagrides]

Excellent. If you ever come to visit, I'll put on tea for you. Do you have a preference?

[freshtilapia]

Not really? I don't drink tea often. I'll go by whatever you think is best!

[hagrides]

I shall strive not to disappoint.

It's a habit I've only picked up recently, myself.

[Where 'recently' means 'within the last hundred years'.]