text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[coasts]

guns
muscles yanno??

[freshtilapia]

So guns are muscles, huh... well, I suppose his guns are attractive.

[ Congrats, all guns are muscles to Fish now. ]

[coasts]

yeah like
arms
thats why theyre called guns
you dont call someones abs guns tho
just biceps and triceps

[freshtilapia]

Why are they called guns, though? Why aren’t they just arms?

[coasts]

sounds badass doesnt it
"hey check out my guns"
then you flex
💪💪

[freshtilapia]

Huh. I guess that is cool. “Guns” are new to me. I had never heard a word like that in my world.

[coasts]

always good to expand your vocabulary
im learning french now

[freshtilapia]

Oh! I met some people who speak French here. Are you learning from anyone here?

[coasts]

yeah
you know marie?

[freshtilapia]

Sadly, I don’t... but I’ve met Spy and a lady who was gorgeous but wasn’t nice.

[coasts]

oh
shes a good singer
i know yakopo too
hes french

[ He means Jacopo. Jacopo is also Italian. ]

[freshtilapia]

Really? The lady with blue skin can sing well? :o

I don't know a Yakopo, though...

[coasts]

who? i dunno if theres another marie here
i guess the name is pretty common
shes small and cute like an idol

[freshtilapia]

Oh! Someone small and cute? I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl that fit that description.

[coasts]

eh
its a big place and theres a lot of us here
cant expect to know every single person yeah?

[freshtilapia]

Very true! But I'll keep my eye out for someone matching that description.