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text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!

[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

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auygfuagf DAMN.. you don't play! my first 11/10 in Lunatia..
I'm honored it's you Enrico!! I feel like only you would understand the importance of a well posed pic anyway..

It was part of a partnership deal I had with a local sports brand so I'll get the name in a sec!
Tbh they're like the Lululemon equivalent? It's GOOD but it's suuuper pricey

Unless you use my promo code that is! : )

I work with what evidence I'm given, and you've given clear proof of an 11/10. I'm just disgusted that I'm the first one to give you such a rating, to be honest...Are people here blind to your picture composition and perfect figure? Honestly.

Are you really going to use me to get commission on yoga pants, Lottie? Are y

I'm kidding, let me help you get that kickback. I might even start doing yoga, I feel like I'm getting out of shape lately and if it helps set you up a little more, why not?

Sometimes it takes a while to build brand recognition.. That's the way the game is!
Plus idt anyone realizes an 11/10 is possible when 10 is the highest (thank you tho this is VERY sweet💕) LMAO

Knewww it, I'll get u the website in a sec buuutt REMEMBER!
use promo code LOTTIEPERSON and get 20 percent off your full order
Type it in at check out please and ty!

I can take you to the place we shot those photos at? It wasn't too bad and it's got some nice looking staff
The merch isn't too die for but the location is good for pics if you want to jumpstart your own ig?

Brand recognition is here, and brand recognition is helping you get that sweet 20% commission. ...I hope it's that high! It should be for your hard work. I'm glad you gave me the instructions though, this is admittedly my first time using one so I might've ordered without putting it in :p

I can't imagine having my own...That's instagram, right? I think that people would get sick of me posting bible verses and pictures of whatever book I'm reading, since I'm so boring. But I'll always be happy to photobomb for you and go places together, naturally!

WHAT oh my god really?? Enrico.. [ You're too cute, sometimes.. ] Get your laptop and record you doing it so u can show it to me later!

Orrr if you want help and advice on purchases.. Wait until we see each other?
I'll happily take u up on the photobomb offer lol

Well i mean knock off alien ig called Prismagram.. Same thing tho lol
TBH Influencers do that shit all the time just post it with a cute pic of urself
People don't care what kind of crap you put in the descrip so long as you're hot! you're fine!

I haven't exactly been so close with an influencer before, Lottie! Nor have I bothered trying to save money when it comes to high quality clothing. If it benefits you, though, it's worth it. I suppose I can wait until I see you next, then! I want your advice on colours; maybe I should branch out of navy and black, and you can tell your adoring public how you're helping some poor old man update his look. Everyone wins!

If I'm going to start this social media business, I'm only christening it with a picture of me doing yoga too. I really need to move more; if I don't have to run for my life from wildlife or inmates, I'm not actually that active. Who knew?

Hmmm well you're not THAT old.. You look pretty young anyway
so just don't tell anyone what ur age is and we'll be fine
But I'll figure a cute way to introduce you to my fanbase soon ishh. Eventually
I'll dm u when I do! maybe we can knock out two birds w one stone

[ Maybe a poll or something on her page for what colors people want to see him in..? What brands..? Damn! Thinking of genius ideas to get your friend's follow count up and your interactions for your own site is difficult!! ]

Then we should probably start you off with some actual work out clothes
I don't want you wearing your priest stuff.. lowkey it looks pretty heavy
Can you touch your toes???

Looooooooottiiiieeee. Really, you don't have to go to such lengths! I'm content to just be a blurry figure in the back of your beautiful photos now and then, and I'd hate to risk alienating your fanbase with my significant lack of coolness. And redundant religious affiliations. Would that matter here, I wonder? It's a risk all the same! You've worked hard to get this far, and I won't ruin it, no.

Trust me, though. This stuff is easier to move in than you'd think; I need to be able to move quickly for my own sake at the very least, and half the time I don't require an undershirt since it's so humid. It's really just a nice robe and some black slacks, and my belt's easy enough to adjust so that I can indeed touch my toes.

There might be creaking though. (No, not yet. I know I joke, but I'm not so old that my body's giving up the ghost yet!)

Sorry Enrico..... But legit there's never ANY bystanders in my photos
It's a very long and specific process but it keeps my feed clear of nobody's
You can be on my IG stories! that's like less pressure and it only lasts for 24 hrs!

But still I wouldn't recommend working out in your main outfit
What if the black washes out? u kno? It'll always be musky too..
You'll wash the stink out but it'll always stay kinda musky

That's good though! That at least gives you somewhere to start
In fact! Your first mission is to go buy some athletic wear
b4 anything else!!!!!

Alright, I very much am interested in the process behind clearing out your photographic backgrounds, but I want to never read the word 'musky' ever again please. You've made me read it twice and type it once, and I want to cry. Please. Have mercy, I'll buy the athletic wear, I'll buy 20 sets, just don't do this to me.

Now we've established my boundaries though, how do you manage that? I'd assume it's something about booking certain areas and clearing out the great unwashed? That's a lot of effort, goodness. But if you're really glad to have me, then I won't turn down your charity. Even if I am shy.

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