text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[lifehacker]

are you sucking jesus' dick

[raptura]

No, he had plenty of willing parties to help him out on that front. I'm just here to serve my King of Kings as best I can by being a good citizen of Prismatica.

Though I haven't received any complaints on my oral skills or otherwise!

[lifehacker]

uhhh
you do house calls?

[raptura]

Only for children of God. Would you call yourself a child of God, since you're asking for a priest's services?

[lifehacker]

oh nvm right
why suck a dick when you can fill your mouth with communion wafers and the words of jesus

[raptura]

You know, if you'd just stopped being full of sparkling witticisms and answered 'yes', I would've sucked your dick. Five Hail Marys for you, and think about your lost opportunity.

[lifehacker]

if i butt chug holy water is my asshole free of demons?

[raptura]

No? God knows what enemas are for. Wear a plug at all times to keep the demons out, and chant 'bless me' when you need to take it out for holy reasons.

[lifehacker]

this feels like some kinda bdsm shit

[raptura]

I mean, most priests have chastity play as a default. What did you expect? It's not a sin unless it's in, my child.