text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

that icon BYE oh my god

[raptura]

Look at you, flatterer! I'm very much touched by your opinion, but I do believe you're trying to wriggle out of playing the game! :p

i have plenty more, too many

[ciao]

oh father
are you trying to say you want an actual rating?
how can i work with such a small scale for such a great man?

why did i underestimate your bomb icon game. why oh why. i have been a buffoon

[raptura]

Well, I figure it's a little harmless fun! And I won't be offended by my scoring, if you're worried about that...

But if it makes you uncomfortable then that's alright! I can't say that your compliments are going astray here, after all!

you are boo boo the clown

[ciao]

oh come now
why would you imagine i would give a score that would be offensive??

though i suppose if i had to work with an unfair system
20/10

honks nose sadly

[raptura]

Not so much that as I want you to feel reassured enough that your honesty won't be repaid poorly, but you're silver-tongued as ever! I'm blushing, honestly...

please honk me instead

[ciao]

these are things i don't worry about
just knowing you is all that i can ask for

fuckin uh, honks u? is this appropriate?

[raptura]

Stoooooop! My word, you'll have me committing a grave sin at this rate! You're as unfathomably kind as ever and I don't know what to do with these words!

oh my

[ciao]

my apologies father
did i happen to go too far?
i was simply stating the truth

please don't call the cops i'm sry

[raptura]

I'm simply unaccustomed to such persistent and open flattery, that's all. I still treasure such a high opinion coming from you, naturally!