text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

« text » username: foxlike

[foxtouched]

he's very handsome... how am I supposed to do this "rating his guns"?

[coasts]

well
you just rated his face "very handsome"
guess you can rate his arms too

[foxtouched]

[ Huh. Just that? ]

So, it is a value of the compliment one would give
upon looking at him?
his arms look very strong...
perhaps, much like a warrior
but not one that uses heavy weapons?

[ She tried! ]

[coasts]

i dunno what kinda weapons rious used when he was in the military
he uses a hypnosis mic now

[ What are they even talking about anymore... ]

[foxtouched]

[ How much can one brain cell process... ]

Hypnosis Mic?
What is that?

[coasts]

its what we use in territory battles
theyre a weapon but a microphone at the same time

[foxtouched]

[ Poor princess is just trying to visualize what that could mean... ]

I... see.
I don't know what a microphone is
but it sounds very strong if it can be a weapon too
do you have a microphone, too?

[coasts]

yeah i do
youve never seen a mic before?
its what you use to make your voice louder

[foxtouched]

Sadly, no...
Will you show me what a mic is?
I didn't know there were devices to make your voice louder.
How interesting!
Back in my world, we'd just use a spell!

[coasts]

ill show you mine if youre curious
we dont got magic where were from so we cant use spells

[foxtouched]

I'll be happy to see it
Is it really big?
I imagine it's still magical to people who don't have it
What else can you do with a mic?

[coasts]

hmm
its bigger than some other peoples
explaining a hypmics difficult
but i can mess with your brain if you use it right

[foxtouched]

really? how so?
how did you come upon owning a hypmic?
or did you always have one?

[coasts]

earned it

[ GIMME THE LORE, KR!!!! How did Samatoki get his Hypnosis Mic??? ]

they all look the same but they change when you use em if that makes sense

[foxtouched]

[ Damn you lore!! ]

I think I understand
It sounds like humans were given some sort of magic
To use their voices
It's like the dragons where I come from
They too can use their voices and sing beautifully and enchant others

Maybe in my world you'd be a dragon.

[coasts]

a dragon huh
thats pretty badass

[foxtouched]

"Badass"
That's new...
I'm learning a lot from you.
Thank you for being so patient with me.
I'll make you some more rice balls as thanks
It's been a while since we've met, after all.

[ It's only fair if he's showing her his mic! ]

[coasts]

ah sure
thatd be neat
rice balls are always good

[foxtouched]

Then I'll have them ready, just for you.
I'll bring them over to your place soon, alright?
Take care ♥


[ Gasp, she learnt how to emote. ]

[coasts]

oh sure
just text when youre in the building