text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[oomfies]

uhh what
don't jack it to my photo dude!!!

[antipatheia]

that certainly wasnt the plan
but now that youve suggested it
i might consider that

[oomfies]

oh god why did you make it sound like that????
Don't jack it please don't

[antipatheia]

would you rather help me ?

[oomfies]

..ok for a 10 I'll consider it

[antipatheia]

am i rating your performance
or your assets ?

[oomfies]

performance?? Tf No dude I'm not yelp
My assets. the thing that started all this
Don't play coy!

[antipatheia]

you would really go that far for a better review
?

[oomfies]

hell no!!!
but you've been giving me signals from outer space and I've thought abt it
Also you never fucking called me so

[antipatheia]

i was supposed to call you ?

[oomfies]

......
k I'm reporting myself so i can get this thread deleted
You're staying blocked btw!

[antipatheia]

keep me blocked then
ive already got the picture
thats all i need

[oomfies]

omg great! so glad that's all you need!
have fun trying to find more material for your spank bank when i figure out your ip address bitch!

[antipatheia]

i dont need more
this is plenty

[oomfies]

stop telling me that!!!

[antipatheia]

im having fun
why would i stop ?
the offer still stands if you change your mind and want to help

[oomfies]

oh? you do? you want my help?? well TOO BAD
my demands changed i don't want a 10/10 rating
if you want me to touch your gross body i want a hyper stylized dick pic
that's aesthetically pleasing and won't make me gag from hate
posted HERE on a public forum

[antipatheia]

i didnt say i wanted it
its more that i would accept it
but why would you want a picture of something youve already seen
not when you have the option to see it in person

[oomfies]

it's the etiquette!!!
if you want me to touch it then at least have the balls to show me how much!

[antipatheia]

telling you isnt enough ?
here i thought a more forward approach would get better results
or should i have played hard to get ?
not to mention the fact that showing it to everyone
just makes it less special for you doesnt it

[oomfies]

....
text it just to ME then
if you don't then i'm gna assume you're copping out!

[antipatheia]

wheres the insurance that you wont just
post it the moment i send you something

[oomfies]

if i post your dick pic
Which i won't
I'll give you supervised access to my Prismagram account and let you do exactly 1 thing on it
That insurance enough for you?

and now we're gonna move this over to a log

[antipatheia]

i can agree to those terms
especially since you seem to want it so badly
youll have what you want shortly
i have to take care of something else first

[ Did she really want it? Probably not, but she was going to get it.

Much later in the evening after literally taking care of some other business, she'll get that dick pic with a message attached. ]