text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

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Comments

[oomfies]

[ It's ok Germany... Lottie nearly committed social suicide when she had to tell you she was looking at your ass.. She understands. ]

I wouldn't say it's like artistic or anything
It was all kind of last minute for a promo thingy so it was rushed?
Sadly all the ACTUAL artistic booty pics I made prints of are back at home (typical)
Not my house but my old one I mean

1/2

[regelkonform]

Well, rushed or not you still look lovely.
It's a shame that your artistic shots aren't here, I would have liked to see them.

[regelkonform]

[ Oh shit. Wait. Was that weird? That was definitely weird, so another message comes a second later. ]

Please don't take it the wrong way! I didn't mean to make it sound like I was eager to see them.

I just find art to be fascinating, so it falls under the same category and it's all the more special when it's inspired by someone like you!

[oomfies]

[ Damn it Germany... Why are you the king of mixed signals!!!! ]

haha don't even worry abt it! : )
a lot of them were posted to my blog or my ig soo
you wouldn't be the first waiting for the coveted lottie person booty pic!
i forgot what hashtag i started but it was trending for a while..
ANYWAY you're officially too sweet.. Maybe I'll give you a signed print of one I like?

[regelkonform]

[ it's his lot in life, someday he'll be more direct, lottie ]

I would be happy to accept any signed print that you decided to give me, I wouldn't say specifically that I would request...

[ God, how to put it. ]

...a "booty" picture, as you put it.

[oomfies]

It's tasteful! I have TWEENS in my demographic, you know
But the next one I put out in my shop I'll save one for you
I'll even include a sticker of my face in the package, how's that sound??

[regelkonform]

I wasn't questioning how tasteful it was, I never had any doubt! I think it's just the word itself, it's not really something I would find myself saying let alone typing.

I'm not sure what I would do with a sticker of your face, but I would be happy to take one of those as well...