text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

the public WANTS to know.........

[oomfies]

damn.... tmi but that does sound pretty tragic!
lifting weights is pretty good for that! it's not a quick fix
but depending on how ur body is u could see results reasonably fast

i mean that's fair, i also want to know about pucci's fat ass

[raptura]

Please, this entire post is tmi isn't it? (I promise that I'll try to keep my other tmi to myself, all the same!)

Weights though! I might just try that out instead of yoga; I don't want to lose my shape completely, but at my ~advanced age~, you have to be mindful of these things and work a little harder! You're a guardian angel, Lottie. :*

[oomfies]

I mean.. tru ig but everyone is here for buttpats (ty! but just give me a warning next time)

It's what I do! I'm like an expert basically
Watched like one youtube video and read 3 articles so I got a lot of knowledge lmao
just try it out and if it doesn't work or goes haywire just lmk!

[raptura]

Infinitely more knowledgeable than me about weightlifting, let's be honest. How about I buy my workout wear, get some nice little weights, and then bother you for expert tutelage if I fail abysmally? I'd ask you to train me, but I know you're exceptionally busy as is.

(And it'll be more fun to surprise you with my progress, I figure.)