text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[oomfies]

fuck no if they don't know abt that shit that's their fault!
and ya i did but everyone else outside of the 1 person i helped can go google it

ewwww you think he's cute?
like a kitten?? boooooo
can't support that!
that isn't even a secret tho I already knew that
i had his body for like a day it was pretty 👌 👈

[nobodylikeshim]

Anon is heartless.
I like that. 😍 😘 🥰
Have you had people ask you to step on them?

Aw --
Ah?
How did you get his body? 👀👀👀👀
That sounds like a fun story -- wait! That was with the festival, right?
I didn't get to change with anyone! 😢 😭 😦 😧
Hey, hey? Did you take a peek? 🍆🍆🍆

[oomfies]

it's just emojis idgaf! call me heartless or whatever
i'm not their mom. and jokingly yes seriously no

Also yeah I hated that stupid festival. It sucked..
Being stuck in his body ruined my perfect golden hour pic for the gram
Be glad you didn't though once I realized what was going on I was hyperaware of everything
But ya duh lmao what sane person wouldn't???

[nobodylikeshim]

Heartless~
Mmm! I thought so! 👠 👠 👠

It was very dull.
Of everything, huh? 🍒🍆
A woman after my own heart.
Well! How would you rate it? Without bias, if you can! 🤭🤭🤭

[oomfies]

what's THAT supposed to mean??

Well you can't blame me!
isn't it something everyone thinks abt
wait how'd you know i'm a girl
nevermind anyway i'm always going to have bias so a 0 out of 10
it did basically nothing for me because it was attached to me soo

[nobodylikeshim]

It means that you have a commanding personality that people like~ 😘

I won't tell!
It's a secret! 🤫🤫🤫

[ He guessed based on the comment of 'mom' and being very aware of her new parts. But he was ready to be wrong, too. ]

Aw.
Mine is attached to me, but I'm quite fond of it. 🍆 💗 💖
Poor Diego.
What a low score~

[oomfies]

and most people won't ever know about it so keep this shit under wraps!
not that you can tell anyone since i'm anon

[ it's ok... Lottie is terrible at keeping track of what she types so slips of information should be expected 😔 ]

Yeah....I figured
if I had a dick i would be too probably
tbh it's what he gets for walking around with a mullet
so it's not really my fault he got that rating!!!

[nobodylikeshim]

Can do!! 🤫🤫🤫

Right?
I haven't named mine.
But I know some people that do. 🍆 🍆 🍆
Of course, of course.
I'm his associate so I'll have to say I can't agree with that rating!
For the sake of fairness, I'll give him a 10/10.
😚😚😚😚
Though a 0/10 and a 10/10.
What score does he have with both of us as judges, I wonder.

[oomfies]

don't..that's corny as hell
and not sexy at ALL
i'd be embarrassed if mine had one tbh

look you can be his associate and still not be fake with the rating
i haven't even seen a 10/10 dick before and i doubt it's his
but i guess if we're being fair together it'd be a 5/10
which is still being generous