text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[oomfies]

glad it's going good for you!!💕

ohh I love pink! it's my favorite color actually
but gum isn't my favorite thing to chew on so ig the stuff in common stops there lol

did they discontinue it when you got older or smth??

[nobodylikeshim]

I guess it does LOL
That is all right.
You still have a piece of my heart!

Yes, yes, they discontinued it.
It was very heartbreaking. 💔💔💔

[oomfies]

I mean... wild idea
but why don't you just try remaking it
branding it and then selling it here?

[nobodylikeshim]

Very wild!
I don't know how to do any of those things! ☹️ 🙁 😖

[oomfies]

well... wikihow never lies??

[nobodylikeshim]

[ checks out wikihow ]

... n o
😨 😩 😨 😩😨 😩

[oomfies]

...it lied???

[nobodylikeshim]

it broke my will a little...

[oomfies]

WHAT.. why?! wikihow is like the backbone of the internet
it even has pictures and everything!

[nobodylikeshim]

to think of my bungee gum made in such a way
it breaks the heart
i don't think i could recreate it in that way
but it was a nice thought

[oomfies]

i just googled it and it doesn't look that bad?
except the part where the lady in the pic is chewing shit from a tree
I kind of hate that one

if you wanna try it for fun one day tho I can help you out maybe?
I'm mad science-ing perfume rn so I think I'm the closest thing to an expert you'll find on how to do it

[nobodylikeshim]

i also kind of hate it

hmmmm
well if it is for fun
sure sure
let's do it for fun