text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[getstoned]

i'll be sure to keep my guard up
and if anything is especially weird i'll keep you updated

wow, that really is a whole lot to happen. i never met an actual vampire before coming here. but this timeline is really helpful with something else i'm thinking of. like it's no big deal, but it does't hurt to have necessary information. so considering jonathan was the beginning of this all he'd def have the family birthmark right?? surprisingly enough i think this is the only thing i really know about them.

i guess that explains that. i know i got real sick as a kid and almost died, it kind of really upset my mom that dad wouldn't come home for that. i was just kind of let down. but when i got stabbed by the amulet it wasn't quite that bad, but i know it affected a couple of other people that handled it. i still have it on me strangely enough, dad gave a very strong lecture over how i had to protect it.

but yeah, i got to name stone free. it's kind of symbolic of the situation i was in at that moment, and i guess still am even if i'm not stuck in that prison for now. having sf with me has been a huge relief for many reasons, though i have to admit i was kind of worried when i couldn't use 'em when i first got here because of the trouble i got into with the doctors. but after getting a considerable chroma boost it worked out.