Sort of depends on your choice of reading. I can hardly picture you reading something grotesque in general. Actually, I'd like to see you read something like that aloud to see if it's doable.
[ He'll find the goriest book he can for you. Fund it. Someone else might read Aziraphale's text as rather bratty, but honestly, Five uses the same kind of tone of text (and voice) so he hardly finds it offensive. ]
With this too.. it can depend. Some people would.. enjoy being shocked.. and find the hazard exciting in a way.
[ He never understood stuff like this, but he imagines it might would be something on Klaus' list of things he would enjoy with how masochistic he is. ]
Maybe get yourself some kind of suit that is an electric deterrent. Or just not bother cuddling at all.
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[ He'll find the goriest book he can for you. Fund it.
Someone else might read Aziraphale's text as rather bratty, but honestly, Five uses the same kind of tone of text (and voice) so he hardly finds it offensive. ]
With this too.. it can depend. Some people would.. enjoy being shocked.. and find the hazard exciting in a way.
[ He never understood stuff like this, but he imagines it might would be something on Klaus' list of things he would enjoy with how masochistic he is. ]
Maybe get yourself some kind of suit that is an electric deterrent.
Or just not bother cuddling at all.
[ The former would be his option, honestly. ]