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First Song ♫ Video/Text (cw: nsfw language)

[ The video starts in a modest (albiet startingly neon pink) bedroom. Rose's legs are kicked up onto a chair, sunglasses on despite the time, and has her very own theme music playing low in the backgrounnd. ]

What uuuuuupppp, my dudes. [ A grin at the camera. ] I've only been here for a little bit, but it hasn't escaped my attention - like many - that we're all from different times. So I realized that some people from simpler times don't know the joy of things like textspeak and slang. Not to worry.

[ A gesture to herself. ]

I am here to enlighten you. Welcome to Rose's Textspeak 101 course. Your lesson begins now.

Texting isn't nearly as easy as people make it out to be. It's basically like learning a whole new language. I'm here to teach you some of the basics and general internet lingo. I'm going to condense a bit but, please, those of you out there more familiar feel free to contribute what you know as well.

Shorthand

Texting is meant to be fast. For that reason, we've come up with a lot of 'shorthand' ways to say things. I'm going to cover some of the basics.

bbl - be back later
ttyl - talk to you later
fyi - for your information
lol - laughing out loud
lmao - laughing my ass off
lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off

These are some of the most common, but there are some... specific ones people here I think will benefit from.

dtf - down to fuck
lhu - let's hook up
nfs - need for sex
j/o - jerking off

And so on! It's incredible the fastest ways we find to say we're horny, isn't it?

Emoji/Kaomoji

Now this is a fun one: Emojis! They say that a picture says a thousand words and that can be true for emojis too. Sometimes it's as easy as substituting and image for a word like

What 🕒?
Did you get the 💵?

Some are just to convey emotion like.

😘 Mwuah!
😀 Happy
🙃 Sarcasm

But don't be fooled! Sometimes emojis have double meanings.

Take this innocent 🍆 (eggplant), for example. Nine times out of ten, it will not mean eggplant. To help with any confusion or embarrassing situations, I've defined some below.

🍆 - that's a penis
🍑 - a nice butt
👀 - attraction
💦 - sweating/thirsty
🔥 - hot

You can also mix and match emojis to get different points across. Like so:

🍑👀💦
(That is a nice ass.)

💯🔥🔥🔥
(You're MEGA hot.)

And that's just an overview, there are WAY more ways to use emoji but somehow I feel like those were the most important for people here to know.

Kaomoji are more my style and are basically using a lot of symbols, numbers, and letters to make cute little faces to express different feelings.

Excitement - Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ
Love - ✿♥‿♥✿
Shrug - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Angry - （；¬＿¬)
Sad - (ఠ్ఠ ˓̭ ఠ్ఠ)

Reaction Images/Gifs/Memes

Last, but definitely not least, my personal favorite: reaction gifs and memes. Memes, by definition, are "an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations." Some of my favorite classics are:

popcorn.gif for when drama is popping off or that UST between your friends is getting really good
slowclap.gif for when you want to commend someone in the most passive aggressive way possible
surprise.gif for when you can't quite believe what you're seeing
blink.gif for when you also can't believe what you're stupid (and think it's stupid/ridiculous)
mathlady.gif in case you're super stumped by something someone just said

And that's just a few. There's hundreds of memes. But since this is just a glance at textspeak, I'll leave it brief.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me! I'll be here all week.

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That's... something you want popcorn for?

because in my experience it's really frustrating

[ He's gonna be a professional shitposter now. Bless you, Rose! ]

It does look a bit phallic.

Never really thought about using all these before, but I guess there's a first time for everything. 👌

But.

Why?

[Shorthand aside, what's the point?????

So, for example
😡
You think that conveys how stupid I think this all is enough?

Hm. Well, that sounds like a deeply unproductive future... but I can’t help but feel like instant access to pictures of cute animals is a net benefit that makes it all worth it.

I know, right?
like saying 'show me that d' is way more intimidating
than
show me that 🍆
somehow

a shame there aren't any clams

[ Make her proud, grasshopper. ]

now go forth and emote with the best of your ability!!

[ Because clearly, that can't go wrong. ]

oh no
that's adorable
you're adorable

[ She's shameless enough for the both of them. ]

heck yeah I am!!

and it's okay, I'll take it as a compliment or an insult
both are fair, really
either way, I wear this badge with pride

glad to be of service
I hope to see this network flooded with emojis

oh man!!
I don't know, we could probably ask the locals how often their UI updates...
maybe even put in requests? make our own? that'd be cool

it's something I usually want popcorn for, yeah
or the main event

[ winkwonk ]

I can't say, it's never happened to me really
so maybe I'll feel different if it ever does!!

[ She'll be so proud. ]

that's the spirit!!
have fun with it, dude
life's too short not to use ridiculous emojis

valid point
but counter argument

why the heck not???

hell yeah. the moonblessed textspeak queen!

Hmm... I think I like the pictures and the kaomojis most myself. The eggplant thing, though... I'm real glad you clued me in on that one.

Cause that might have been pretty embarrassing. (　ﾟдﾟ)

yeah that, uh
that definitely gets the point across

😥

yeah, right!!
I have unlimited access to adorable puppy photos at my fingertips, dude
that's the best future I can imagine

I've been the guy with two friends who obviously need to get together and won't do it
It's not an experience I would recommend

[especially not with the unfortunate side note of also being a little in love with both of them himself, but you know. petty details, neither here nor there.]

Though it was pretty satisfying when they did

Uh. Thanks.

😳

Definitely. And it lets you get even more creative with your come ons. And, in my case, it might have prevented my parents from picking up on exactly what I was saying to my girlfriend.

Seriously? Well, at least there are plenty of other objects one can use to symbolise that lovely body part as well, depending on where and when you come from.

It absolutely is. You never have to worry about not being able to do the story about that stupid thing you saw a cat doing justice, because you can just take a video.

Fascinating. I think I know what abbreviations I'd be abusing whenever I'm given the chance lol

😺

[He has no idea what he's doing. He pressed an emote and accidentally sent it.]

Because it is easy enough to communicate using words, and dare I say a bit easier to be clear of one's intentions?

[Guess who's taken that question literally. Oops.]

This... texting thing.

[Just the word sounds a little silly dropping from her mouth.] This is commonplace where you come from, then?

LMFAO HOLY SHIT TYSM FOR THIS
I KNOW SO MANY OLD DUDES WHO NEED TO READ THIS HAHAHA

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