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[deathboss]

[Having come from 1999 and from a very traditional dad, Eikichi's usage of this technology is passable at best. He's on video but he's clearly typing his letters with only two fingers very slowly. He's even saying the words as he is typing.]

new guy michel here babes

weird question but what year is it 4 u? i know not everyone is from the same time but i ask cause i shouldnt remember some stuff like cults and mayans and robot nazis which probably sounds weird but i promise this is all true 4 me at least

also my persona are still around just as confused too but my friends are not or at least i cant sense them if youve met people called tatsuya or jun or lisa lemme know please

thank u

[When he's done he frowns and seems to be looking at other posts, muttering about how they 'are able to make larger letters', then starts to move around his apartment thinking he's 'done' and it has magically turned itself off. Stop him, or just let it happen?]

Comments

[itsknighttime]

we are going to have some motherfucking culture exchange up in this bitch
it is world wrestling and it is beautiful

ok on a serious note im sorry you had that shit happen to you
abusive dads are shit and im glad you got to beat up his biblical golden calfass self
get that shit out its no good in

[[Says the youth who won't talk to many people about his abusive Dad.

Also he is taking all of this in, every fucking bit of it and it is the epitome of cool. He really wishes Bro was here to hear this shit and then also to be promptly ignored by said child but fuck.]]

consider my god damn jaw on the god damn ground dude
you got signature moves and theyre so fuckin epic they get called shit
and demons???
and a fucking *SUB MACHINE GUN GUITAR CASE* how in the fuck are you not already in charge of everything cool in that place?
you got one of those cool like group poses with your friends? did you practice them?

[deathboss]

oh damn world wrestling
ive watched a few episodes of new japan pro wrestling myself like the great muta winning the championship belt
i heard a but of the american version too but its a big mystery to me

also thanks it did feel pretty great

heh heh heh well i used to be the exboss of my school to keep the rest of them being good but well thats behind me due to reasons

oh dude we have some cool poses but i can do those on my own too

mostly tho i just use the featherman poses

those are super sentai if youve ever heard of that term

[itsknighttime]

see? cultural exchange i have no clue what the fuck that is besides wrestling but im stoked to find out
i dont know how much they have here where our worlds are involved but im going to find out and send you clips if they do

haha holy shit well hall monitors are important got to keep the children in line

those i know about my bro like my older brother he was really into anime and shit like that so i know a bit about it not too much

shit thats cool
have you considered t posing for dominance?
i hear thats intimidating as fuck
ironically and unironically i wouldnt really know what was going on if someone up and t posed at me
i mean i probably would because im familiar with t posing but if i didnt know i wouldnt know

[[Strider logic.]]

[deathboss]

i hope they have tapes here or some shit

clips like vhs tapes or dvds

wow yeah i really was like a hall monitor when you think about it
just imagine an all boys school with just deliquints
it was pretty great despite everything

no idea what t posing is instruct me in the ways of the future please

i was pretty threatening with my persona to be honest

[itsknighttime]

tapes
oh holy fuck
i forgot you might not even have streaming services yet in your time
bro i have so much to teach you

sounds like public school to me just less chicks with tiny tops
had your work cut out for you though i bet even without hitler

ok so you stand in front of someone with your legs together and your arms out at full length to your sides like a t
trust me they wont know why youre doing it
itll confuse the shit out of them if they dont understand it only true memeologists will remember

um
fuck yes?
i cant die and id still shit myself going toe to toe with a fucking literal embodiment of hades js
cool poses or not
t poses or not

[deathboss]

why would i have steam services
but yes teach me of the future so far its just great that the future exists honestly

people listen when you threaten to bring out a creature called deathbringer in front of them its true

the school president was hella salty

that sounds like i need to try it on someone at the perfect time
ill let you know what happened

i have a few others but hades babe is my main one

maybe we should meet up and exchange cultural differences and magic and shit

[itsknighttime]

great functionality and multiple games but stream services are for movies and shit like that
bro
i am going to teach you everything

ok new plan
you teach your trap cards how to tpose then you tpose and all you gotta do is not implode the world with your dominance

[[This. is a first, usually when Dave lets loose his idiocy, the opposite happens aside where Jade, John and... Okay, Rose had no choice.]]

yeah thatd be cool
ill show you a few things on the apps
theres a drawing app on here

[deathboss]

that sounds cool but something my pops would be against

good thing ill be older if or when that stuff comes to my world so theres that

thank you should i be calling you senpai

uh well if i can tpose they can

good thing i only got the human looking ones

trying to get satan to tpose with six arms would have been hard but also hilarious

oh shit drawing app now your speaking my language
apart from music the arts are the other thing that i love
moms a painter and taught me classical stuff like portraiture

[itsknighttime]

well whatever plated or unplated version shows up to shake a finger im pretty sure having literally hades at your disposal safe to say your curfew should be a little easier to negotiate
satan with six arms sounds like an edgy metal band name though ngl

yeah and even if you werent that shits super easy just point and click

im taking that as a gaff and a nice coincidence since thats one of the few damn words i know in japanese
i know that one and sugoi and
and uh nintendo
so not much but you hit me with the one thing i understood

holy fucking shit man
is there nothing you cant do?
youre going to get home and end up like world president or something
id vote for you

[deathboss]

[Dave please stop stroking Eikichi's ego it's making things worse.]

actually my bands name is gas chamber

were not really popular yet but its gonna be an amazing visual kei band with me doing lyrics and singing

i have never used a mouse so perfect time to learn

nah no way id want to be present of the world besides i quit being the boss of my school and there are others i know would make much better rulers

[itsknighttime]

[[Dave shutting his mouth when he feels something is a near impossible feat. Improbable, but not impossible.]]

gas chamber
alright you know what seems fair
lucky for you i am a wizard on the tables and if i can get my hands on that shit here ill throw you down a beat you can take home to start a stage panty collection with

i got you man dont worry

wait do you *HAVE* a president of the world? i didnt think to ask
whatever im still voting for the guy who
sings
writes
speaks at least two languages
has his own band
and literally beats hitler with or without his bros
so i think that last one should probably be what you campaign on the strongest

[deathboss]

oh my gods yes on the spinning tables that could be a new type of beat for visual kei but no at the panties because ive got a girl or i mean you could take all the panties if you want

oh no i mean like if we had to pick someone

it would probably be someone that is not me
like theres a few people i know who would make a much better world president

hitler was a team effort to be honest
i dont think i would have done it alone

tell you what
lets train up to protect this place with fists and with sick beats

[itsknighttime]

royalties in panties? bro i got you ill figure it out panties or not
but uh
whoever kidnapped us didnt even bring your girl? thats fucked up

alright cool ill vote you into the senate and your bros can be the cabinet and the president
im tellin you run on the idea yall beat hitler and that shit is locked down

youre speakin my language
i dont know people here but i bet if they all got their ass handed to them itd be a shitty place
i dont like fighting if i dont gotta but im all for being ready to do it

[deathboss]

oh no no

she is here bro
i dont know how worse id be if i was the only one of my time around here

i dunno if i want to do politics mind you
its all old people trying to win the votes of people by doing shading things
hitler aside tho the fact i can tell when people are lying could help but lying radar would be turned on all the time with them

bro if you came here alone we def gotta chill together sometime
and if you hate fighting then thats fine too
im just more the type to speak with my fists thats all

[itsknighttime]

oh shit
i didnt even lock this
sorry girlfriend if youre ever reading this shit i promise ill take every single panty and hire bodyguards
yeah man im glad shes here if just cause then you got your girl here

thats fair too man
you got a lot of talents you could just do whatever

fuck yeah im going to come over
aight long as youre gentle
jk you cant kill me so im kind of interested to see how hard you go

[deathboss]

shes probably reading this and i know she will be okay with it

i think

shit i gotta go check it out shes right next room to me
having her means everything to me it would be weird just showing up alone let me tell you that

hey no i aint killing anyone even if you have magical zombie powers to resurrect yourself

[Text]

[itsknighttime]

cool
i hope cool
if she isnt ok with it let me know and ill heft the herculean effort to shut my mouth sometimes

nah you go do it we can talk another time and im even goin to try not to bring up panties

you couldnt even if you tried
its gonna be a fun strife one day
go make sure your girls ok man we can talk again any time you want just hit me up

[Text]

[kozyhanaji]

You boys are weird. (＠＾－＾) But you’re also lifting Eikichi’s spirits so I don’t mind. Most of it went over my head anyway.

Uh, except the panties. Please keep those! (￣ー￣；

[Text] Hello!! ♥

[itsknighttime]

he seems like a real bro
a bro whose had it pretty fuckin hard so...
good glad i could

[[Oh. Shit.
Okay, Dave brain, Dave is begging to figure out what exactly he should say that's going to fix this. The answer is: everything. Say everything. Red alert.]]

oh
fuck
no i mean those are definitely mine
im going to frame them for the ultimate beta collection ever
im getting a tux here
im getting a red velvet rope and a red carpet to stand on and if even one of those things gets flung
man im there
i am first
nope
i mean unless theres a massive amount at once
you know what thats a quitters attitude
not even one
victoria secret is going to be jealous of my collection

[Text] Hello~ I couldn’t resist!

[kozyhanaji]

Yeah, he has. I know he’s happy I’m here with him, but I think making new friends will also help him. So I’m glad!

[That was. Certainly a lot more than she expected to get. She’s laughing though.]

ｄ(^□＾）｜ Have fun with your collection then!



....are panties really that nice?

[Text] I'm glad you didn't! I was actually just eyeing your post, you read my mind!

[itsknighttime]

yeah it should theres a few not so bad people ive texted with so far
no ones gone out of their way to warn people incoming about creeps or weirdos so im assuming at least most people are chill

[[Dave is going to have to live in the thought and revel that he saved it and not in the one where he likely didn't have to save it at all... and probably went on for no good reason.]]

oh man you bet yep
no wall space here

[[Except that is. A good question.]]

wow
um
that is a philosophical question for the ages
are panties really that nice
can panties retain the quality of nice
hm

[[Stallstallstall.]]

tell you what im going to think on it
not too hard because im not actually a pervert or anything
you know
despite the entire conversation im rereading wondering why that isnt the first thing i thought typing that shit

[Text] Go for it! :3

[kozyhanaji]

You’re right, I suppose it’s the whole... no news equals good news, I guess? If we aren’t hearing about them then they likely are few and far between, which is a relief to hear given what this place... uh, does.

[More laughing.]

Please don’t hurt yourself thinking too hard on that. How about I assume yes and save you the trouble?

[Also because now she’s seriously considering getting cuter underwear. For science.]

[Text] :eyes:

[itsknighttime]

exactly
im feeling like you mean how they try to get people to realize the power of the boner or lady boner for
you know
being inclusive
their fatal flaw was not realizing the degeneracy of the handhold

[[Thankfully it's text. But at least he's amusing, which is also a fatal flaw, don't let him know he's anywhere near funny or it'll never stop.]]

i think yes is fair
id say they were but ive never owned any personal ones

[Text] :eyes:

[kozyhanaji]

The lady boner is a word I didn't think I'd actually like to hear. But it's definitely funny and definitely describes this situation to a T. Mmm... handholding is so lewd, isn't it? Haha!

You should try them. :)

[Text]

[itsknighttime]

im inclusive
haha yeah to some people it is i guess
it could be to this friend i got

haha
like
me actually me?
i think thats illegal