3rd Star [Video] - Blocked from Ami Mizuno

[lightthedarkness]

Helloooo everyoneeee~! [Are you ready for all the energy in the world? No? Too bad. Usagi is awake and happy and excited as she sing-songs a greeting.]

My name is Usagi Tsukino! And I totally need some help! You see, one of my bestest best friends, Ami Mizuno, well her birthday is this month! The 10th for any of you who are friends with her too!

Aaanyway! So, I wanna get her like, the PERFECT gift cause I mean, this is her birthday we're talking about! And we're away from all of our friends from home and so I wanna do something special to help make her smile. But the thing is... Ami-chan is brilliant, like, just absolutely 1000% awesomely smart! And super-duper sweet and polite. She's such an amazing girl. And while I could get her a book cause she loves them, I don't want to cause well, what if she already read it, and I can get her a book anytime, ya know? She reads books the way everyone breathes! No no, see this gift has to be special!

And see, the thing is... um... I don't know what a super-duper brilliant girl would want.. well I mean I do know what she likes and would want, but again perfect gift here, people, that's what we're going for here. She likes computers and reading, swimming, and water. I've already got dinner planned [For those who know Usagi, fret not, she is not cooking.] I've got our day planned where we're gonna go to the aquarium. But I need that cherry on top, ya know?

So, for all you geniuses out there, what would be the perfect gift in your opinion?

Comments

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[itsknighttime]

i mean we could pretend thats a water dog
maybe its time for you to get a dog be that one friend that stood out among the others

oh shit
man thats a hell of a drug and i want to partake in it its bullshit that they dont got it here
there was a real nice girl that said we can get shit from our home worlds when some guy comes around if you want to get it then
low key i would play the fuck out of an rpg if you want a player two hmu i dont think i could handle going to school here and im not sure what this guild is yet so im not doing much

i never really read them unironically if you run into something good im going to take your word for it

oh
uhh
no
no not really
everyone is dead except me and four others well three now
its cool were gonna make another one with hookers and blackjack but probably not with hookers and blackjack
hopefully
not the hookers and blackjack hopefully i meant like hopefully were gonna make another earth
it doesnt bring back the people who died but its not our fault either so its all we can do

[[Or something comforting that he can tell himself.]]

alright enough about my depressing timeline
whats up in the coolest strip of land in the ocean?

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[lightthedarkness]

Dave-kun, I'm so... I'm so sorry.

That... [Usagi's whole existence is to protect Earth, her beautiful planet that shines like a blue star across the universe. It is why she was, in fact, created among other things. So while it may not be her Earth, hearing what happened to it still breaks her heart.]

I wish I could come and help. I'm glad you're not all alone though. Maybe, maybe you can bring something from here back home?

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[itsknighttime]

[[Uh oh. It's a zero in. Those are near impossible to talk his way out of.]]

its uh its ok
in summation it sucks people died and i dont like that
but itd be cool if you could come help
youd really like my friend jade she loves animals as much as i think you do
shes the one with the dog

ill bring me back maybe and fuck us up some new world so we can make something new for all the like players that need something

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[lightthedarkness]

[It's Usagi, you can't tell her Earth is bye bye and not expect a zero in.]

I will, if I can. I'll come and try to help. It's the least I can do.

I promise, Dave-kun.

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[itsknighttime]

[[It's not such a big deal for him anymore, or it is but there's nothing he can do.]]

alright cool i will hold you to that
if we figure it out i will owe you one knightly ass kicking for your own world too for your choice of target
as long as you have doritos
ok even without the doritos but itd be cool still

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[lightthedarkness]

.... What are Doritos?

Is it an American food?

[itsknighttime]

you cant hear me gasp over text but i gasped
imagine a really quick sound along an inhale that was me
youve never had doritos?
im buying you doritos as soon as i see doritos
tbf it probably is american all i know is its good

[lightthedarkness]

Um... no, I don't think so? Or maybe I did and didn't remember? What are they?

And really? That's so sweet of you to do that for me!

[itsknighttime]

my god
how does someone describe the euphoria it is to gaze on a dorito?
theyre like triangular food of the gods dusted with the powdered cheese of the most saintly powder producing cows and perfectly crisped into a orange euclidean wet dream of transcendence into a three pointed world you never knew you never knew
have you never heard the gamer cry to the code red room?
ever asked the grinning neckbeard from their moms basement why they grin?
its like singing with all the voices of a mountain dew
or painting with all the color pallets photoshops got within

or i guess theyre party food but its still some damn near perfection

[lightthedarkness]

[Wooow, even she knows he's quoting the Pocahontas movie. Tokyo Disneyland is a thing, Dave, and she's been there. But regardless, he clearly feels really passionate about this thing. Which... was a chip? It sounded like a chip. He did cause another question to come up though.]

Soooo what exactly is a neckbeard?

[itsknighttime]

[[He absolutely did. Red handed, or fonted. Whichever one prefers.]]

oh dude
youre asking all the hard hitting questions
so you know those guys who youre surfing the net doing your thing maybe posting some shit on the net and then you get a dm from a guy saying how much he loves your brain and your personality and if only youd give a nice guy a chance he could show you what every other girl this side of probably the midwest has been missing out on?
the ones that white knight keyboard warrior and then expect something else out of it
tip their fedora and mlady at you all while mansplaining why mansplaining isnt what they do because theyre respecting feminism?
those ones
thats a neckbeard
a creepy guy looking for more than fellowship where rings are involved

[lightthedarkness]

DMs? White Knight Keyboard Warriors? Mansplaining?

Is this American slang? My English isn't that good, I'm so sorry, Dave-kun. I can't say I've ever had to deal with any of this... I... don't think?