3rd Star [Video] - Blocked from Ami Mizuno

[lightthedarkness]

Helloooo everyoneeee~! [Are you ready for all the energy in the world? No? Too bad. Usagi is awake and happy and excited as she sing-songs a greeting.]

My name is Usagi Tsukino! And I totally need some help! You see, one of my bestest best friends, Ami Mizuno, well her birthday is this month! The 10th for any of you who are friends with her too!

Aaanyway! So, I wanna get her like, the PERFECT gift cause I mean, this is her birthday we're talking about! And we're away from all of our friends from home and so I wanna do something special to help make her smile. But the thing is... Ami-chan is brilliant, like, just absolutely 1000% awesomely smart! And super-duper sweet and polite. She's such an amazing girl. And while I could get her a book cause she loves them, I don't want to cause well, what if she already read it, and I can get her a book anytime, ya know? She reads books the way everyone breathes! No no, see this gift has to be special!

And see, the thing is... um... I don't know what a super-duper brilliant girl would want.. well I mean I do know what she likes and would want, but again perfect gift here, people, that's what we're going for here. She likes computers and reading, swimming, and water. I've already got dinner planned [For those who know Usagi, fret not, she is not cooking.] I've got our day planned where we're gonna go to the aquarium. But I need that cherry on top, ya know?

So, for all you geniuses out there, what would be the perfect gift in your opinion?

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[lightthedarkness]

[Wooow, even she knows he's quoting the Pocahontas movie. Tokyo Disneyland is a thing, Dave, and she's been there. But regardless, he clearly feels really passionate about this thing. Which... was a chip? It sounded like a chip. He did cause another question to come up though.]

Soooo what exactly is a neckbeard?

[itsknighttime]

[[He absolutely did. Red handed, or fonted. Whichever one prefers.]]

oh dude
youre asking all the hard hitting questions
so you know those guys who youre surfing the net doing your thing maybe posting some shit on the net and then you get a dm from a guy saying how much he loves your brain and your personality and if only youd give a nice guy a chance he could show you what every other girl this side of probably the midwest has been missing out on?
the ones that white knight keyboard warrior and then expect something else out of it
tip their fedora and mlady at you all while mansplaining why mansplaining isnt what they do because theyre respecting feminism?
those ones
thats a neckbeard
a creepy guy looking for more than fellowship where rings are involved

[lightthedarkness]

DMs? White Knight Keyboard Warriors? Mansplaining?

Is this American slang? My English isn't that good, I'm so sorry, Dave-kun. I can't say I've ever had to deal with any of this... I... don't think?