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[kanbai]

I WANNA GO HOME
MY LEGS ARE GONE
I DONT WANT TO SLITHER AROUND MY APARTMENT
ITS CLEAN BUT ITS THE GROUND THATS GROSS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE LIKE THIS
IM HANAYAGI KAORUKO NUMBER 22 OF SEISHO MUSIC ACADEMYS 99TH CLASS
GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE HEAD OF THE SENKARYU SCHOOL OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE DANCE
AND A STAR ON THE WAY TO BEING THE BEST DANCER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I CANT DO THAT IF I HAVE A STUPID
UGLY
DUMB
AWFUL
SNAKE BUTT
AND WORST OF ALL
I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

Comments

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Well unless you're enrolled in Lunatia Academy then you don't have a class

[ There would be a few minutes that pass before Konoka added her next text. ]

Don't think there's any "Look Down on Bellydancers" class tho. Sorry ;P

[kanbai]

( An academy... )

Ill forgive your unintentional insult
Does this academy have dance classes?

[lightthedarkness]

But you're beautiful this way too! It's not an either-or thing! It's just a this-then, ya know?

A snake half is not gonna pull away from the beautiful person you are inside and out.

un: orpheus

[foolaround]

[ wow that's. a lot. ]

futaba-san definitely sounds dependable...
i wouldn't mind showing you how to prep some easy meals for sanguis? if you don't want to leave your apartment all snakey

are you from kansai, hanayagi-san?

[ the -hans are pretty hard to miss. ]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[ "Unintentional". Well, Konoka doesn't mind that interpretation. ]

I dunno for sure, but they probably do. Or at least a club!

[kayssistant]

[THAT'S RUDE.]

I'll tell you what use I am, I'm the thief of the truth, the Great Thief Yatagarasu!

This particular truth is just proving super difficult to catch, that's all!

[jkpower]

[The funny part is Kaoruko's not exactly wrong.]

no way! im totes cute loveable friendly and stuff!

[itsknighttime]

um
its an old book series and i think got put into a tv show where they turned into animals for a moral reason i dont remember because i was too busy learning other shit
i think

[fineprinted]

Kobe, actually. But we've done many concerts in Tokyo, so we practically know it with the back of our hand.

You're really close with your Futaba-han, aren't you? Which is a good thing, but being entirely too dependent on her would put a lot of stress on both parties, I think. You're a big girl, so I'm sure you'll be able to handle everything from here on out!

[darkcharge]

Look, you're the one that's whining about your current predicament. I'm just trying to point out something positive!

[kanbai]

The bare minimum amount of positivity and reassurance
I suppose youre right however
And i shall thank you for your mediocre attempt
Thank you

[kanbai]

Dont thieves steal
Not catch
And how do you do so regardless yatagarasaruhan

[kanbai]

I see
What moral reason we could have here for such a turn of events im not entirely certain
But it cant be a very good reason
Next question
Giant succubus dairy farm

[kanbai]

People who say such things rarely actually are
Its merely an unconvincing act

( This is rich coming from her, who does the same exact thing. )

[kanbai]

( It's better that way, Kokona. )

Hmmm
I was almost about to welcome a break from the tiresome task of attending school
But it wouldnt do to slack somewhere new if i have the means of bettering myself and my skills
Perhaps i will look into this institution
If it passes my requirements then i may attend

[kanbai]

I would appreciate the tips
As long as i have a recipe i will be fine

And yes
I am
Kyoto to be exact
Did my elegant and wonderful way of speaking
(Typing
Whichever you would refer to it as)
Give it away

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Well I'm looking at it too, so maybe I'll see you there

I'll keep my eye out for nice snakey coils :3

[kanbai]

I am not coming to class when im like this

[kanbai]

( Usagi... )

Youre right
Even if half of me is ugly and scaley and terrible doesnt mean im not beautiful and wonderful
Well
As long as its the bottom half that stays all scaley and not anything on my face

[kanbai]

( Ah, Kobe. That's not a bad area - but maybe she's just a tiny bit biased, given its proximity to Osaka and Kyoto. )

I didnt ask for relationship advice for me and futabahan but thank you for giving it
However
We have already discussed such matters in some detail and are happy with current arrangements as they are
Even if i am not happy with her not being here
I have managed without her before i simply just prefer not to

( She managed all right. Mmmhm. )

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Oh come on, it'll be fun! You could give a boyfriend a nice squeeze!

Or a girlfriend

[kanbai]

Absolutely not

[torako]

[ If there's one thing Torako is good at, it's... well, it's breaking things. But if there's another thing, it's optimism!! ]

that's right!!!!
you're so wise hanayagi-san!!!
and it sounds like so is your friend!! (●⌒∇⌒●)
i don't know anything about dancing or snake butts but
i do know that sometimes things have to get worse to get better
like for example... at my old school no one liked me
but if that wasn't the case i would never have transferred to ooaoi (my school at home)
and made the friends i have now!!! ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯♡
so i think you should try to see this as a challenge
and if you get past it you will be unstoppable!!! ＼＼\(۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶//／／

[jkpower]

pfft
im not gonna listen to someone i dont even know saying untrue shit
i know who i am very well

[kanbai]

Your confidence is truly charming dear