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[kanbai]

I WANNA GO HOME
MY LEGS ARE GONE
I DONT WANT TO SLITHER AROUND MY APARTMENT
ITS CLEAN BUT ITS THE GROUND THATS GROSS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE LIKE THIS
IM HANAYAGI KAORUKO NUMBER 22 OF SEISHO MUSIC ACADEMYS 99TH CLASS
GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE HEAD OF THE SENKARYU SCHOOL OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE DANCE
AND A STAR ON THE WAY TO BEING THE BEST DANCER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I CANT DO THAT IF I HAVE A STUPID
UGLY
DUMB
AWFUL
SNAKE BUTT
AND WORST OF ALL
I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

Comments

[lightthedarkness]

OH MY GOSH, YOU HAVE A SNAKE BODY? ARE YOU OKAY?

I'm sure it's not permanent or... um... we can figure it out!

text, un: puturhandsup

[vociferates]

Woah, hey! Chill out kiddo. It's gonna be alright. These things are kinda common yo, but they don't last! But first step's first, let's fix your shouting problem, yeah?

Pretty sure the capslock key's on the left. Might look like a little arrow, you see it?

[Look, he's a teacher, it's rough seeing a kid in distress ok?]

[kayssistant]

Don't worry! You'll be back to normal in a few days, without your snake butt! You're probably a Sanguis.

[fineprinted]

Please don't fret! You see that arrow pointing up on the right side of your keypad of your communication device? Just tap on it and it'll turn off!

I haven't heard of that school before, so... What year was it in your world before you came here?

[ ignoring the fact that there are other kids in yumenosaki who don't know how to use a freakin' smartphone, but. you know. gotta make sure. ]

un: torako

[torako]

oh no!!! that sounds like a big problem!! (((( ;°Д°))))
but i'm sure your butt isn't that dumb hanayagi-san!!
in fact i bet it's really pretty for a snake butt!! d(ゝ∀･)

i get cat parts once a month so i kind of understand what it's like!! but i still have legs then so maybe i don't understand really m(._.)m
the good news is it goes away though and you can go back to dancing soon!!! ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ ♪ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐
so don't worry!!! o((*^▽^*))o

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[jkpower]

oh please. its just snake butt. u can still dance np!! besides, it will go away in, like, a couple of days.

also, like, capslock, dude. its the key on the left. the one that looks like an arrow? that's how u turn the big letters off.

text (sn: healerprincess)

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I can understand how frightening it might be to have animal body parts at the moon.

Don't worry though! When your moon cycle is over, it'll go back to normal!

Meanwhile, you can actually still dance with a snake butt, though it'll take practice...

btw caps lock button is on the left, usually close to the A

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[itsknighttime]

huh
replaced your legs with a snake body
thanks i hate it

just look for the shit thats highlighted on the digital keyboard and thatll stop you from confusing me thinking karkats fucking around again
im not fallin for the ol im a snake girl dancer from japan joke again
id freak out a lot more if i didnt hear there was tentacle hair too but i did so im not
ngl though im pretty fuckin not chill about this animal part shit

[foolaround]

oh your first moon!!! exciting
i dont think id like being a snake either hanayagi-san but! it doesnt last long
is there anything you need?

[darkcharge]

It's just a snake body. It could be far, far worse than just that.