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[kanbai]

I WANNA GO HOME
MY LEGS ARE GONE
I DONT WANT TO SLITHER AROUND MY APARTMENT
ITS CLEAN BUT ITS THE GROUND THATS GROSS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE LIKE THIS
IM HANAYAGI KAORUKO NUMBER 22 OF SEISHO MUSIC ACADEMYS 99TH CLASS
GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE HEAD OF THE SENKARYU SCHOOL OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE DANCE
AND A STAR ON THE WAY TO BEING THE BEST DANCER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I CANT DO THAT IF I HAVE A STUPID
UGLY
DUMB
AWFUL
SNAKE BUTT
AND WORST OF ALL
I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

Comments

[kanbai]

Finally someone who isnt as thrilled as everyone else
Well not thrilled but okay with it
Even if this only happens a few days out of the month thats a few days too many
I want to talk to the manager

[itsknighttime]

no youre right im pretty not ok with this animal parts even if technically any human is an animal
i could see clear of this place not being one giant succubus dairy farm and get turned around to solar panel
but an animorph too?
just make sure you got the right haircut for talking to the manager and it should be good

[kanbai]

( There's a lot going on here. Where... does she begin........... )

What is an animorph

( There. Begin there. )

[itsknighttime]

um
its an old book series and i think got put into a tv show where they turned into animals for a moral reason i dont remember because i was too busy learning other shit
i think

[kanbai]

I see
What moral reason we could have here for such a turn of events im not entirely certain
But it cant be a very good reason
Next question
Giant succubus dairy farm

[itsknighttime]

probably something like the power of love or some crap

cmon now youre trolling me and i know trolls
giant is big succubus are sex demons who feed on the fuck t hey get and dairy farms are where cows are from
so they suck us dry like cattle
they SAY its cool if we just hold hands but it works better if the hands were holding are maybe holding other shit from what i gathered

[kanbai]

( If the hands were holding are maybe holding other... )

Like what
Faces?

[itsknighttime]

[[A genius among plebs, this is true.]]

no
im pretty sure theyre trying to encourage show me yours and ill show you mine
not that im saying it saying it before someone accuses

but you know while im thinking about it probably
you could hold faces
i hear thats something hip and cool with the youth