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[kanbai]

I WANNA GO HOME
MY LEGS ARE GONE
I DONT WANT TO SLITHER AROUND MY APARTMENT
ITS CLEAN BUT ITS THE GROUND THATS GROSS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE LIKE THIS
IM HANAYAGI KAORUKO NUMBER 22 OF SEISHO MUSIC ACADEMYS 99TH CLASS
GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE HEAD OF THE SENKARYU SCHOOL OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE DANCE
AND A STAR ON THE WAY TO BEING THE BEST DANCER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I CANT DO THAT IF I HAVE A STUPID
UGLY
DUMB
AWFUL
SNAKE BUTT
AND WORST OF ALL
I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

Comments

[foolaround]

oh your first moon!!! exciting
i dont think id like being a snake either hanayagi-san but! it doesnt last long
is there anything you need?

[kanbai]

Yes
Even before this snake butt thing i needed someone to help with the following
Buying me candy
Making me food
Drying my hair
Transporting me around
Giving me relaxing massages

( ...The list goes on, but the narration will spare Minako from reading the rest of it. Kaoruko's just a girl who's used to someone else doing things for her. )

Ive managed somehow without assistance before but it really isnt my preferred way of life
Usually futabahan assists me with all such things
Bananahan also enjoys helping me out when it comes to food and massages
Its been hard
Truly truly hard
Without them or anyone else from my class

un: orpheus

[foolaround]

[ wow that's. a lot. ]

futaba-san definitely sounds dependable...
i wouldn't mind showing you how to prep some easy meals for sanguis? if you don't want to leave your apartment all snakey

are you from kansai, hanayagi-san?

[ the -hans are pretty hard to miss. ]

[kanbai]

I would appreciate the tips
As long as i have a recipe i will be fine

And yes
I am
Kyoto to be exact
Did my elegant and wonderful way of speaking
(Typing
Whichever you would refer to it as)
Give it away

[foolaround]

i think i can help with that

and the hans did, so i guess so!
even though we mostly aren't speaking japanese here...
but so am i! iwatodai in hyogo prefecture.

i went to kyoto on a class trip once though
im arisato minako btw, i just realized i didnt say!!
its nice to meet you

[kanbai]

Another hyogo
Theres someone else here from around kobe city
Fascinating how many of us are from the kansai region isnt it
Regardless its a pleasure to meet you as well arisatohan
Have you been in this horrid place long
It seems much too terrible for nice young ladies such as ourselves to be trapped here