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[kanbai]

I WANNA GO HOME
MY LEGS ARE GONE
I DONT WANT TO SLITHER AROUND MY APARTMENT
ITS CLEAN BUT ITS THE GROUND THATS GROSS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE LIKE THIS
IM HANAYAGI KAORUKO NUMBER 22 OF SEISHO MUSIC ACADEMYS 99TH CLASS
GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE HEAD OF THE SENKARYU SCHOOL OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE DANCE
AND A STAR ON THE WAY TO BEING THE BEST DANCER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I CANT DO THAT IF I HAVE A STUPID
UGLY
DUMB
AWFUL
SNAKE BUTT
AND WORST OF ALL
I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

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text, un: puturhandsup

[vociferates]

Woah, hey! Chill out kiddo. It's gonna be alright. These things are kinda common yo, but they don't last! But first step's first, let's fix your shouting problem, yeah?

Pretty sure the capslock key's on the left. Might look like a little arrow, you see it?

[Look, he's a teacher, it's rough seeing a kid in distress ok?]

[kanbai]

IT ISNT SHOUTING WITH NO VOICE
BUT THANK YOU FOR THE TIP

( ... Okay, that must be it. )

Much better
Though it doesnt really show off how distressed i am right now
How common is this stuff and why do you sound so okay with it

[vociferates]

in all technicality, yo
capslock is definitely shouting. trust me, i'm an expert.

but to answer your question i guess i've gotten used to the idea! it happens to everyone here.
it helps that people with animal parts arent too unusual where i'm from
it's still kind of alarming when it happens to yourself
and don't forget what i said yeah? it's all T E M P O R A R Y
you'll be back to your usual self in a few days!

[kanbai]

Ugh
I will looking forward to it ending then
If its only once a month then i suppose i will find some way to deal with it