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[kanbai]

I WANNA GO HOME
MY LEGS ARE GONE
I DONT WANT TO SLITHER AROUND MY APARTMENT
ITS CLEAN BUT ITS THE GROUND THATS GROSS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE LIKE THIS
IM HANAYAGI KAORUKO NUMBER 22 OF SEISHO MUSIC ACADEMYS 99TH CLASS
GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE HEAD OF THE SENKARYU SCHOOL OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE DANCE
AND A STAR ON THE WAY TO BEING THE BEST DANCER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I CANT DO THAT IF I HAVE A STUPID
UGLY
DUMB
AWFUL
SNAKE BUTT
AND WORST OF ALL
I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

Comments

[kayssistant]

It's YATAGARASU, and technically, don't you think you have to steal the truth back from someone who tries to hide it?

[kanbai]

That sounds more detectivelike than thieflike

[kayssistant]

I guess it does, but still, it's what I do! I've helped solve cases where I came from!

[kanbai]

So youre a detective not a thief
Why not just say that

[kayssistant]

Because it's my title! I inherited it from my dad! Even if I'm doing this whole Yatagarasu thing my own way.

[kanbai]

Well
I suppose i know a thing or two about inheritance
Lets both do our best to make our families proud and our legacies shine yatagarasuhan
Even if you have a tougher time

[kayssistant]

Yeah, let's do our best! We'll make our families proud!

But you can also call me Kay.

[It's a lot easier to type out.]