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[kanbai]

I WANNA GO HOME
MY LEGS ARE GONE
I DONT WANT TO SLITHER AROUND MY APARTMENT
ITS CLEAN BUT ITS THE GROUND THATS GROSS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE LIKE THIS
IM HANAYAGI KAORUKO NUMBER 22 OF SEISHO MUSIC ACADEMYS 99TH CLASS
GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE HEAD OF THE SENKARYU SCHOOL OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE DANCE
AND A STAR ON THE WAY TO BEING THE BEST DANCER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I CANT DO THAT IF I HAVE A STUPID
UGLY
DUMB
AWFUL
SNAKE BUTT
AND WORST OF ALL
I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

Comments

text (sn: healerprincess)

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I can understand how frightening it might be to have animal body parts at the moon.

Don't worry though! When your moon cycle is over, it'll go back to normal!

Meanwhile, you can actually still dance with a snake butt, though it'll take practice...

btw caps lock button is on the left, usually close to the A

[kanbai]

Dancing requires delicate footwork
Do you know what has no feet

[im_gonna_heal_u]

What about belly dancing?

[kanbai]

( Wh - )

While technically a valid style of dance that i should be excited to learn
Isnt that a little base for someone of my class

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I don't think there's any class here to worry about being base

[ Konoka stares at her phone in genuine confusion, despite vaguely knowing what this girl was about. ]

[kanbai]

( Wh- )

Are you calling me classless

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Well unless you're enrolled in Lunatia Academy then you don't have a class

[ There would be a few minutes that pass before Konoka added her next text. ]

Don't think there's any "Look Down on Bellydancers" class tho. Sorry ;P

[kanbai]

( An academy... )

Ill forgive your unintentional insult
Does this academy have dance classes?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[ "Unintentional". Well, Konoka doesn't mind that interpretation. ]

I dunno for sure, but they probably do. Or at least a club!

[kanbai]

( It's better that way, Kokona. )

Hmmm
I was almost about to welcome a break from the tiresome task of attending school
But it wouldnt do to slack somewhere new if i have the means of bettering myself and my skills
Perhaps i will look into this institution
If it passes my requirements then i may attend

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Well I'm looking at it too, so maybe I'll see you there

I'll keep my eye out for nice snakey coils :3

[kanbai]

I am not coming to class when im like this

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Oh come on, it'll be fun! You could give a boyfriend a nice squeeze!

Or a girlfriend

[kanbai]

Absolutely not

[im_gonna_heal_u]

You know you wanna

[ Konoka can tease forever just warning you ]

[kanbai]

( Stop... She's not good with being teased!! She can dish it out, but taking it is an entirely different matter!! )

I do not and i will never
The day i squeeze someone is the day im officially replaced by a lookalike

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[ Konoka laughs. ]

If you get replaced that means you're free to bellydance 8D