[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

its like 4am so the best time to post anything anywhere
im going to keep this short
anyone know a software app on here that does actual music making?
i got what i got on my glasses but maybe theres something better here since we got tech from all the fuck over the place
an actual turntable would be fuckin amazing but im not holding my breath i can save up my succubus and or incubus solar panel points for it

ok thanks

(( OOC: Hello! If you hate quirk for Homestuck, you're not alone. Please let me know here, this goes for his lack of punctuation, too.))

Comments

[sanguinertia]

So you won't hug people for just cake??

[itsknighttime]

I mean.
[[He pauses in momentary thought.]]
It depends on what kind of cake and it depends on what kind of person.

If some like ninety year old man comes up to me and a says "Would you like some cake little boy" I'm pretty much guaranteed to do a background check before I say yes.

[sanguinertia]

Okay, then! What if I needed help to grab some strawberry cake?? I'm not ninety years old! I'm seventeen.

[itsknighttime]

Oh.

[[That is an entirely different story.
It's hard to parse out how friendly people are here even if it's what they have to do to survive it still doesn't hit him.]]

Well shit yeah.
I'm not a shady guy so I'd say you're safe. I could go for helping a nice girl get an equally nice cake. Especially since we're red buddies.
I don't know the grading scale but I can forewarn you I don't hug people often. I'm not a huggisseur if you will.

[sanguinertia]

Oh! I can totally help you! I hug people ALL the time. Mostly my sister? Or my uncle. Or my friends!

[ She's...very friendly, in the cheerful protagonist sense. ]

[itsknighttime]

A hug tutor, huh? From an expert?
Damn, if I'm not careful this kind of power wielded in a haphazard way is going to implode this universe.
I promise I'll treat the teachings with the respect and cake they deserve.

[[Which is the only way he can say yes, that would be nice, without dying.]]

[sanguinertia]

I'll also accept other forms of food! ...Like, maybe candy pizza? Everyone keeps saying "No, Ruby, you can't eat candy pizza! It's unhealthy!" But what do they know?

[ A lot, maybe. ]

[itsknighttime]

Clearly they need to try candy pizza and realize how fuckin' awesome food is in all its glorious forms.

[[Dave is not one of those people.]]

Fuck it, let's make a candy pizza, eat cake and we send selfies to the haters.

[sanguinertia]

You are my new favorite person.

[ THE FIRST TO SAY...YES... ]

[itsknighttime]

wait to see how our stomachs feel after candy pizza then you can say that
any time you want to be daring hit me right up and i am down to chow town
not even because its the outfit i came in with but ill even wear red
ooo maybe we get red candies too
pick all red toppings

[[This is the worst, best thing ever.]]

[sanguinertia]

yes!!!!!!! i would TOTALLY be down for that. although aren't a lot of red candies spicy?