herocomplex: ([explain] shove a hotdog up my ass)

[personal profile] herocomplex 2019-09-09 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean
what else could he possibly be asking about

top and bottom of a pool
top and bottom of a garbage can
cream on the top of bottom of a dessert

or maybe like
that one time
i guess our first time
and you told me that i should "go on top"


[ Bingo. ]
garb4ge: (Heeeeeey let's get fucked up)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-09-10 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
--Fourth time's the charm, I guess
herocomplex: ([small] let's play a game called just th)

[personal profile] herocomplex 2019-09-10 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
oh..........
well my answer is the same in any case
garb4ge: (Teasing)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-09-10 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I already knew that.
herocomplex: ([cocky] YOU NEED A BETTER WIFE)

[personal profile] herocomplex 2019-09-11 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
lol... don't tell anyone!!!
[ America, this is a public network, but anyway. ]

seems kinda forward to ask everyone this, doesn't it???
garb4ge: (I told you I was fucking crazy)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-09-12 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on how much sex this dude is planning to have

Maybe he just wants a reference so he knows how to approach everyone properly. Maximize his chances of success.
herocomplex: ([explain] WELL OBVS I'M JUST BETTER)

[personal profile] herocomplex 2019-09-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
it's kind of an intrusive question
man i wish i would have thought of it first