[text; un: oniichan]

[immature]

[you think Osomatsu would have learned by now to stay off the network, considering he keeps making a genuine fool out of himself on it]

anyone got any pain medicine they can share
i grew freaking antlers today
my head is killin me

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[tropism]

... did it just pop out of your head rapidly? Or did it grow inch by inch?

Your ears are so soft and fuzzy, though. They're really cute.

I can offer to heal you if you want the antlers off so badly, but it's going to be painful. [ wait ] Otherwise I've got aspirins.

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[immature]

[whoa there’s so much to unpack here. his fuzzy ears are cute? well, yeah, Osomatsu supposes they are, because he thinks he’s pretty cute, but he still blushes from the compliment, waving his hands]

I-I don’t need them to come off, really! [please don’t yank out his antlers. that sounds awful] They just started growing slowly in the night. Inch by inch.

[tropism]

[ well he was thinking more like sawing them off with the size, but fair point. ]

That's straight out of a horror movie.

You can make a daily series out of it - "My Life as Bambi", or something.

[immature]

[ah, that makes him laugh]

I bet some people would watch it.

[tropism]

I bet.

Any other changes with you? Supernatural abilities? Newfound riches and fame?

[immature]

[well, there are other things, but Osomatsu doesn't know how detailed he should go, especially not on the network. he rubs the back of his neck, still on video]

N-nothing like that. Ha, I wish, though...