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[kingfuckboy]

well i have ears & a tail, and they're both pretty cool except for one thing 😩

anyone have a favorite place to get clothing for those who suddenly have tails that get in the way of their current clothes? i found one thing that works right now and it's not my fave. i can get something nice and if anyone wants to walk with me there i'll get you something as a treat, too

also if you have any favorite workout spots please share. i've mostly been running every morning and it's starting to get a little boring going on the same route every day.

and also i found an ice skating rink so that's pretty exciting and if anyone wants to learn anything i'm happy to show you some moves 😘

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[kingfuckboy]

it never occurred to me to ask, but it makes sense they would since that's a normal thing

lol so that's what you're here for, huh? ;) that's fine, i like company!

it's like a giant sheet of thick ice that you use blades on shoes to move on... they have one on level 1!

[wearingguess]

It is worth a try!
(Although I believe I was also helped along by the fact that when my moonblessing is active, people are generally much more willing to go out of their way to help me out, or to give me special rates)

To be honest, I also like company and would probably be happy to spend time with you anyway! But if you are going to offer a bribe, I would be a fool not to take you up on it, right?

And I still cannot quite picture it, so I suppose I will have to see the ice skating for myself. By the way, are you really a king?

[kingfuckboy]

huh? that's really lucky! i'm not noticing stuff like that with mine.

i agree~ definitely take if it's offered. after all, there's nothing wrong with a gift!

umm, i'm not a real one. it's what my fans and i call me when i skate! i'm the king of the ice at home

[wearingguess]

I suppose it must be a trait that only Cordis moonblessed possess.
Either that, or it is my own natural charm! (though in that case I really could not say why it fluctuates throughout the month.)

I see... the king of the ice

[ kind of a letdown tbh.... BUT HEY IT'S COOL ]

I had thought you and my dear friend King Belias might have head-of-state things you could talk about. However, there is no reason the two of you would not have other things to talk about as well.

[kingfuckboy]

it might be! it seems like i only have ears and a tail

[ He just hasn't noticed the other effects... oops ]

i'm definitely not a head-of-state. just a performer! but i'm always glad to talk to new people

[wearingguess]

So you wear blades and perform on the ice in such a way that a great many people are entertained
Enough to hail you as "king"...

[ OH he totally gets it now ]

Then you are a powerful gladiator!! How exciting!

[kingfuckboy]

what?? no, gladiators fight and stuff... right? i don't do that.

i'm just a performer

[wearingguess]

They do indeed. Often to the death! I have never actually witnessed it but I am sure it is an incredibly intense experience (as well as most likely incredibly horrible)

Ah but in any case
I suppose I am relieved to discover that your life is not in danger when you perform.
But now I am more confused than ever about what it is you actually do
So please show me as soon as possible!

[kingfuckboy]

sure, sure! do you know where the shopping center is on level 1??

there's an ice rink there! i'm there pretty much every afternoon

[wearingguess]

Then I shall find my way there at the earliest opportunity!
And it will be up to you whether you treat me to something before I see you perform, or after.
Or during, for that matter
Or really any combination

[kingfuckboy]

probably before :)

stop by anytime!

[wearingguess]

What about right now?
(Or is that too soon)

[kingfuckboy]

oh! that'd be fine.

want to meet up at the shops in level 1? the rink's up there, too

[wearingguess]

I will be there in 5

no, 4 minutes!

[kingfuckboy]

Alright, 4 minutes.