video.

[yumenope]

( the video feed cuts on and a very pretty man in traditional clothing fills the frame, a serious look in his eyes. )

For one day only, I am benevolently offering my services as a seer, so to speak.

You see, I can glimpse into the future in short bursts and divine what awaits you. The spirits are restless and have compelled me to offer up my services, free of charge, to all who may desire them.

So please, supply your name and your favorite fruit and allow me to read your future.

( this, of course, has all been a lie. but damn does it sound convincing and very prettily and eloquently spoken. )

Comments

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

leone abbacchio
tomatoes

ready for my fortune mr futureman

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[yumenope]

I hope this will not disappoint.

Your fortune is as follows: Be cautious in your daily affairs.

[teaserving]

boo shitty
not only is this something i already know i already don't follow this advice
good thing i didn't spend hug money

[yumenope]

I see. Then I suppose the knowledge of a rabid spider and a silver kettle wouldn’t be of interest, either.

[teaserving]

all right i'll see where this goes

[yumenope]

Do the woods hold any particular importance to you?

[teaserving]

nope i'm a city boy

[yumenope]

Perhaps it's time to change that.

[teaserving]

haha fuck no i'm not living in the woods

[yumenope]

How tragic. I suppose that's just how fate is -- fickle.



... But of course, all of that has been a lie.

[teaserving]

that figures

[yumenope]

Are you disappointed?

[teaserving]

nah
just not surprised
fortunes are bullshit

[yumenope]

That's a fair statement. I would tend to agree with you.