video.

[yumenope]

( the video feed cuts on and a very pretty man in traditional clothing fills the frame, a serious look in his eyes. )

For one day only, I am benevolently offering my services as a seer, so to speak.

You see, I can glimpse into the future in short bursts and divine what awaits you. The spirits are restless and have compelled me to offer up my services, free of charge, to all who may desire them.

So please, supply your name and your favorite fruit and allow me to read your future.

( this, of course, has all been a lie. but damn does it sound convincing and very prettily and eloquently spoken. )

Comments

[toservehuman]

The climate is too cold for most fruit to grow where I'm originally from, and like I said, I don't really eat them... But I guess I've read about apples!

[yumenope]

Apples. All right.

( whatever. not like he really cares. )

Your future holds, well, something very cold and a candle.

[toservehuman]

Does the future also know that I'm incapable of feeling the cold? Although the candle might be interesting...

[ immediately associating candles with waxplay, you goddamn deviant ]

[yumenope]

Oh? Do go on. The spirits are intrigued.

( THE SPIRITS... )

[toservehuman]

It depends on what you're using the candle for, of course.

[yumenope]

You’ll have to give some examples, I’m afraid.

[toservehuman]

Perhaps something with a partner.