video.

[yumenope]

( the video feed cuts on and a very pretty man in traditional clothing fills the frame, a serious look in his eyes. )

For one day only, I am benevolently offering my services as a seer, so to speak.

You see, I can glimpse into the future in short bursts and divine what awaits you. The spirits are restless and have compelled me to offer up my services, free of charge, to all who may desire them.

So please, supply your name and your favorite fruit and allow me to read your future.

( this, of course, has all been a lie. but damn does it sound convincing and very prettily and eloquently spoken. )

Comments

[champagnetower]

Wow!! Amazing!! How did you know?!

[Of course he realizes this was likely an easy assumption to make, but if people can play along with his top and bottom and ass rating stuff like he wanted, why not play along with this too?]

[yumenope]

( he’s going to make him say it, isn’t he? fucker. )

Because this is an invitation to tea.

[champagnetower]

[It's like... he's waiting for it. Waiting for that catchphrase.]

Is this another one of your lies?

[yumenope]

( don’t make him take this back? )

It’s not. Yet.

[champagnetower]

[It feels unnatural for Gentaro to invite him out like this, but saying no to potential fun is not something he liked to do, especially not when he's as lonely as he has been. So! Why not? The worst that could happen is that this is truly a lie.]

Sure! I'm in!