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prismatica2019-09-15 11:02 pm
yumenope) wrote in prismatica2019-09-15 11:02 pm
video.
( the video feed cuts on and a very pretty man in traditional clothing fills the frame, a serious look in his eyes. )
For one day only, I am benevolently offering my services as a seer, so to speak.
You see, I can glimpse into the future in short bursts and divine what awaits you. The spirits are restless and have compelled me to offer up my services, free of charge, to all who may desire them.
So please, supply your name and your favorite fruit and allow me to read your future.
( this, of course, has all been a lie. but damn does it sound convincing and very prettily and eloquently spoken. )
For one day only, I am benevolently offering my services as a seer, so to speak.
You see, I can glimpse into the future in short bursts and divine what awaits you. The spirits are restless and have compelled me to offer up my services, free of charge, to all who may desire them.
So please, supply your name and your favorite fruit and allow me to read your future.
( this, of course, has all been a lie. but damn does it sound convincing and very prettily and eloquently spoken. )
no subject
The spirits want to know everyone's favorite fruits in exchange for a fortune.
[He sums it up, still dubious. But if that's really all it is... what's the harm?
One heavy sigh later:]
... Therion. Apples.