another anonymous text post!

[raptura]

[We really out here asking the important questions, like:]

I really need some help. I know that a lot of people have powers, so if anyone who reads this can revive dead creatures, please let me know. I have something that I need revived.

Thank you for your time.


[ooc: if your character can genuinely do this, 1. they'll likely be asked to meet up with Pucci in illusory disguise and 2. if they meet up, there is a very high chance that he'll use his Stand to steal their memory of the meeting. So please, if you're uncomfortable with that, let me know how you want things to go down instead!

LET US GET CLOSER TO MASS MURDER VIA STAND DIGESTION, BABY.]

Comments

HE HAS ALTERNATING CAPS IN HIS UN, THAT'S ENOUGH REASON?

[raptura]

Oh, I should probably explain a little first. A good friend gave me a bone from an animal since I've always been interested in nature. It's preserved already, so...You don't need to worry.

But that's really kind of you! Can you only fix up what's still alive, then? Everyone has so many cool powers...

pucci doesn't understand what the kewl kids are into these days

[nipzips]

[ Nvm, this got a little weird. ]

uhh, yeah, if it's still alive i can fix it.

why do you need to revive this animal to feel less lonely ... can't you just make friends

he's from the future josuke, he knows that's disgustang

[raptura]

[BITCH HE'S SO TIRED ALREADY, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST BE NICE...AND DO WHAT HE WANTS...]

Well I have friends here or I wouldn't like this place half as much! Pets and friends are different though, you know? But I guess it's kind of weird, when you put it like that...

Alright, I guess I'll knock it off. Everyone's being pretty clear about how weird it is, and I don't want to freak people out or anything? Can I ask more about your power though? Is there some catch to it, apart from not being able to heal dead things?

[nipzips]

[ Wao ... ]

losing a pet's pretty hard but ... at some point, maybe it's better for you to let it go

can't heal diseases either. or myself. otherwise, it's rare that i find something crazy diamond can't fix.

[raptura]

Point taken, I promise!

Aaaahhh, that sounds tough. But everyone has to have those catches, I think. Or else it wouldn't be super fair. Still...Do you get hurt a lot, that you need to have uh, Crazy Diamond?? fix it for you? Is it really a diamond though? Maybe don't tell anyone else that...

[nipzips]

no he ain't an actual diamond. you know the pink floyd song? mr. jotaro named him after it, it's pretty sweet

but yeah man, think i had to be admitted to the hospital at least 15 times these last 3 months.

[raptura]

[Oh for fuck's sake, it's one of Jotaro's lot. Pucci groans when he reads that; so much for the chance of an unbiased Stand user, huh...Fucking Jotaro. Still, if he's managed to at least have friendly conversation with Jolyne, then he can win over anyone here in person.]

Oh good! I mean, you go telling strangers online that you have a magical diamond and you'd probably end up robbed faster than you could blink. That's pretty cool that you have a friend who can help you name your power? Familiar! I think that's what they call them in novels, so I hope it's okay that I call him that?

If nothing else, maybe my post can help you talk to people who can heal things, if you ever need it. There seem to be a lot of people who can do things similar to you, but not quite, so...Maybe that could work? Because that's a lot of hospital visits, wow...You must be a little bit unlucky, I hope that changes here. It's a really nice place!

[nipzips]

... sure? [ ????? well whatever, he's bored of explaining stands to people. ]

it's not so much being unlucky but more like people keep trying to start shit in my town, so i gotta go stop them. going to the hospital so many times sucks, but at least i've got some pretty kewl scars to show for it.

[raptura]

[And Josuke is not talking to a Stand User No Sir Not At All!!!! Just someone who reads Lord of the Rings and shit.]

Wow...So you're basically a superhero or vigilante or something? You have powers and you stop the bad guys...And chicks like scars, right? So you're going to be super popular here!! Maybe bored though, I haven't heard a lot about people starting shit here, but at least you won't get hurt as much either.

Seriously, that's a bit worrying, you know? I know it's for a good reason from the sounds of it, but you really need to leave something to the cops at least, for your own sake!

[nipzips]

well, i'm not really trying to be popular. . . [ sheepish but flattered. he does likes being praised. ]

-- or play the hero, either. honestly, it's better when things are quiet, because i'd rather be playing video games.

the cops prob can't handle the stuff i gotta deal with, anyway, unless they have a stand -- or 'familiar' as you called them.

[raptura]

Yeah, that's fair! You sound...Kind of young, right? Like, not old anyway, so...It must be really tough, trying to juggle weird magic fights with school or college or whatever. But most cops proooobably don't have stands. Stands? Is that what you call em?

Why are they called that anyway? :? Seems a weird thing to call it, but that's probably just me. I'm a bit of a nerd, oops.