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[codecmoment]

Hey! If you're down by the Groves, be careful: there's a really mean goose there! Or, goose-like animal, since this is an alien planet. It chased me around and took my glasses and I had to get a new pair. ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

Hopefully the Grove staff can deal with it, but avoid going for any nice autumn walks today. I heard it honking at some people as I was stumbling around blind.

Comments

[envoyoftwilight]

Are you sure that was a goose.

[And not her stupid bat bird thing. It sounds like the kind of thing Charon would do.]

[codecmoment]

Yes! It looked like one and made similar noises, and about the same size. There's a lot of analogous species to ones I'm familiar with here, so... it's a goose... basically.

[envoyoftwilight]

We should catch it and eat it.

[codecmoment]

What? Duck is edible, I don't think goose is as good?

[envoyoftwilight]

You can eat anything if you cook it long enough, can't you?

[Guess who can't cook for beans.]

[codecmoment]

not if it's poisonous????????

I mean if you want to go hunt a cranky animal down for a meal, go ahead...

[envoyoftwilight]

I assume poison is cooked out of poisonous things. Also, I don't do that kind of labour. I'll hire someone else to do it for me.

[codecmoment]

Aren't you lucky/fortunate... I can't do it but I gotta, because I'm just a guy.

[envoyoftwilight]

If you have to do it, then doesn't that mean you can do it?

[codecmoment]

Doesn't mean it's a good job.

[envoyoftwilight]

I never said it was good. Why not just have someone else do the cooking for you?

[codecmoment]

Here? I can do the takeout things. Back home was the same. That sort of skill isn't... a thing I do, and I don't expect any potential partners to pick up my slack.

[envoyoftwilight]

Oh, so you don't cook at all, then. We could always hunt the goose down and take it someone else who could cook it instead. I don't cook. It's not a good idea to trust me with that kind of thing.