text, un:otacon

[codecmoment]

Hey! If you're down by the Groves, be careful: there's a really mean goose there! Or, goose-like animal, since this is an alien planet. It chased me around and took my glasses and I had to get a new pair. ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

Hopefully the Grove staff can deal with it, but avoid going for any nice autumn walks today. I heard it honking at some people as I was stumbling around blind.

Comments

[tropism]

[ un. GOLDILOCKS. ]

Maybe it has a nest close by? I doubt the staff would be inclined to move the avian terror around if it has decided to settle there.

[codecmoment]

That was my guess, honestly. Protecting the babies.

... baby geese...

[tropism]

So it's going to cause traffic and havoc for generations to come? We have come to the wrong planet, truly.

[codecmoment]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic because text is hard for that, but it gets a lot worse than mean waterfowl here.

[tropism]

I'm joking. Obviously, the waterfowl is probably more an annoyance than anything. Your post is just so ridiculous compared to the rest around here, though, and I'm sorry for your glasses but it made me laugh.

[codecmoment]

At least it was funny to someone...

[tropism]

Not just to me! You've, hm. Elevated our days with your goose story.

[codecmoment]

I mean, mundane things still happen, alien planet or not, and sometimes a horrible animal bullies you.