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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

Comments

[decisiveconquest]

I was thinking of something along those lines. Men and women fit together nicely.

[sarcaskick]

Oh, for sure. Think you'll find it's a pretty tight fit, though.

[decisiveconquest]

I can handle you. (Her pride would be injured otherwise and she won't have that.)

[sarcaskick]

Is that a promise? Because talk is cheap.

[decisiveconquest]

My husband was hung like a horse. (And she had horse around to compare him to, even.) We had sex every night.

[sarcaskick]

Well, I'm not looking to be your husband. [Clearly.] But my stable door is always open.

[Clearly, he fancies himself a horse as well.]

And I bet I last longer, too.

[... Clearly he doesn't mind bragging, either.]

[decisiveconquest]

I wasn't suggesting it. (Don't make her kick him out of bed.) We will see, dear Mercury. I will do my best to time you.

(If she has any coherency left.)

[sarcaskick]

I look forward to breaking your records and your brain, my darling.

[... she called him "dear". "Darling" is fair play.]

[decisiveconquest]

(Her eyes widen and then narrow. He does play dirty.)

Self-control really has no place in the bedroom.

[sarcaskick]

I'm not really a fan of it anywhere.

[... It's true. Restraint, thy name is not Mercury Black.]

[decisiveconquest]

Don't cut your life short by being too rash.

(Or he will return to a very angry dragon queen.)

[sarcaskick]

Awww. Worried about little old me?

[A wink.]

I'm not going to kick it before I get to show you what I'm made of, relax.

[decisiveconquest]

If I need you and you're not available, I will be angry.

(Nope, not affected by that wink a bit.)

[sarcaskick]

"Need" me?

[He arches an eyebrow, lips pursed.]

Someone sounds a little... clingy. Or desperate.

[...]

Or horny.

[there it is]

[decisiveconquest]

The last. (Just so he knows. Though it is more complex than that.) We all have ways of existing, don't we?

[sarcaskick]

Maybe. I don't really think about how other people "exist".

[What a shock. He's self-centered. I know, try not to faint from surprise.]