text | un: killerlegs

[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

Comments

un: tribepride

[ensuredsurvival]

If it would, this world wouldn't be a problem.

[sarcaskick]

maybe you just have to beat up a LOT of people

quantity over quality

[ensuredsurvival]

If you test that theory make sure to let us know how it turns out for you.

[sarcaskick]

what, you're not volunteering to step up to the plate?

[ensuredsurvival]

I wouldn't want to go stealing around your idea. Besides, I have more than enough Chroma for now.

[sarcaskick]

woah woah, tmi

don't need to hear about old women getting it on

no gushing grannies for me, thanks

[ensuredsurvival]

What a shame. I would have been able to teach you a thing or two.

Then again, I have no interest in someone still so wet behind their ears.

[sarcaskick]

like what, how to dislocate your knee walking up the stairs? or where to buy the best prunes?

please. more age doesn't always mean more experience.

[ensuredsurvival]

I was thinking more in the lines of how to get your ass handed to you in a fight by a granny, but if that's all you really want to know.

I agree with you on that. However, I would go as far as to say I was better than you already at your age.

[sarcaskick]

stop thinking about my ass.

i don't even think you're better than me NOW

[ensuredsurvival]

It's hard not to when your head's all the way up in it.

Talk about overconfidence.

[sarcaskick]

[shit that was... REALLY good... he can't one up it, and he's not sure if that's more irritating or impressive.

... Irritating, he decides.

Gonna just stick to the other point, then. ]

my teacher was a piece of shit but i learned plenty from him. enough to take on a washed up bandit, easy.

[ensuredsurvival]

[A victory for the bird.]

Then fight me and prove it.

[sarcaskick]

well i've already got a dance partner for today, but i can probably squeeze you into my schedule sometime soon. assuming i'm not in high demand, that is.

[ensuredsurvival]

That's fine. Let me know if you find the time to.