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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

Comments

[sarcaskick]

>for the boots? size 11. has to be a wide cut though.

[desadist]

i wasn't asking about the boots, but that's nice to know if i ever need to give a rando a present.

[sarcaskick]

five foot ten.

or is THAT also not the kind of size you're asking about?

[desadist]

i'm asking about your dick size to see if it's even worth giving it a single thought about.

[sarcaskick]

well why didn't you SAY so

it's not like i've shoved it against a ruler, but i'd ballpark it at 8. you're free to measure it yourself if you don't trust me.

[desadist]

i figures you knew but alas, that was not the case.

can a girl really trust a guy when it comes to his manhood? well, i need the chroma and I’m bored so if you have something interesting to offer that might be better than boring vanilla crap then I’m yours.

[sarcaskick]

or i did, but giving a straight answer is boring. plus, now you might buy me some boots! it's all very strategic.

i can't believe i'm saying this, but i'm going to need you to clarify, because the last person i asked about what they thought wasn't vanilla went on to say they fucked a dragon. which doesn't really help me.

[desadist]

you know what? i will give you that one as someone who has suffered painfully from boredom. as for the boots, i just have to guess the style.

dragon fucking is far from vanilla. i guess for me it would be the gross simple stuff of just laying on each other, moving, nothing exciting happening. what is it some people call it? making love? boring stuff like that.

[sarcaskick]

i'll give you a hint: not cowboy.

if that's the bar you've set then i almost feel sorry for you. where's the thrill in that? have you even been choked? this sounds like an emergency.

[desadist]

simple enough.

that's not the bar! but, i can admit that no, i have not been choked. however, it does sound interesting.

[sarcaskick]

spanked? scratched? bit? or have you just been treated like a delicate glass figurine

[desadist]

sex? just light stuff, really. my boyfriend at the time wasn't suuuuper into it all.

outside of sex though, i've been through a super duper nasty torture! got hit by a million balls, gone through the cage of death, burned, dozed over, sent to space to crash land and then squished like a bug!

[sarcaskick]

are you on drugs right now? because it kind of sounds like you're on drugs right now.

[desadist]

nope! i am very pleased to say i am not on drugs and all of that happened --

[sarcaskick]

and here i was gonna brag about getting my legs bashed to shit and having them replaced with robotic prosthetics. not sure how that stacks up against Space Murder.

[desadist]

it's pretty high up there. but, i loved every part of it!

[sarcaskick]

so basically

you're a huge masochist.

[desadist]

see, i like to believe i'm a mixture of that and sadist if we have to put labels on it. it isn't the pain that i enjoyed, but rather the despair it made me feel to know that there's no way out and i would die. the whole fear aspect.

[sarcaskick]

okay so maybe it's not so basic

in fact, i'm pretty sure i'd have to classify that as "extremely fucked up".





but i think i'm into that.

[desadist]

there's a lot of details, yatta yatta backstory stuff.


it would be fun to see what can be mixed into sex! the pleasure yet despair of it all.

[sarcaskick]

we can skip past the details, the bottom line is all that matters anyway.

was there anything special in particular you had in mind?

[desadist]

perfect!

oh gosh, there are so many choices... choking sounds fun! what else is it you mentioned? biting? i don't mind the idea of that either. as long as there's no bruises that people can easily see then i'm game for anything.

[sarcaskick]

well THAT'S curious. usually half the point is to leave a mark. what, don't want any awkward questions at the dinner table?

[desadist]

weeeeeeelll, if i get a modeling gig then i will be limited to what i wear.

[sarcaskick]

what a pain. isn't that what makeup's supposed to be for?