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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

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trolling.exe

[skinsuits]

Not a kid, but still young. I could be your mother. Do you even have hair down there?

I don’t blame you. We should be paid for most of what we end up doing for the Moon Knights, too, honestly. If you find out let me know. Or if you want to fight some time, I’m interested.

in this world it's troll or be trolled

[sarcaskick]

wouldn't you like to know, cougar.

yeeeaaaaah i saw that whole call to action the moment i showed up. hard pass. i didn't get sucked into another world just to fight someone else's fight.

[He's stuck doing that back home anyway! Ha ha ha... ha... hm.]

my dance card's filling up fast, but i'll pen you in.

touché

[skinsuits]

Only in your dreams, handsome.

At least you’re smarter than you look. You might not be so bad.
And if I find out about that before we get to it, I’ll let you know.

[sarcaskick]

denial's a hell of a drug.

ooh, negging! you've got a hell of a playbook, lady. color me impressed.
sure, sure. i have a feeling i'll be finding that out one way or another before too long. some people don't seem to like me very much. me! can you imagine?

[skinsuits]

Can I interest you in rehab?

They don't like you? I can't begin to imagine why.

[sarcaskick]

nah, that requires some commitment and i'm allergic

i guess there are people with poor taste wherever you go. sad.

[skinsuits]

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[sarcaskick]

i guess YOU'RE smarter than you look, too.