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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

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[sarcaskick]

don't

[unhappy]

don't harass my bfs then
❤️😈🤍

[sarcaskick]

then again, i COULD return the favor by giving you a play by play of the kinky shit i'm probably going to get up to soon

take pictures and all that

[unhappy]

I'll break into your apartment and have a romantic dinner in it.
We'll leave rose petals on your kitchen floor.

[ ...Probably with Chihiro. Akashi will get mad about. Literally every part of this conversation. ]

[sarcaskick]

i'll break your apartment

all of it

the whole thing

[unhappy]

Oh good, an excuse to begin my cutesy domestic life living in Chihiro and Sei's homes and texting you pictures of my bliss

[sarcaskick]

well i didn't want it to come down to me murdering your loved ones, but what can i say - you've forced my hand

[unhappy]

You better make it a murder suicide or I'm coming for every limb you've got and tongue and taking care of you so you can't die and have to live out every mind-blowingly boring day with what you've done.
Not joking.

[ Yeah don't threaten to murder them Merc. Her mood's immediately soured, so this is where she stops being teasing and fun because she knows Mercury could 100% do that if he really wanted to so it's not a joke. ]

[sarcaskick]

great! so don't send me gross shit and this entire chain of consequences can be avoided.
glad we cleared that up.

[unhappy]

how about you just stay away from chihiro and seijuro altogether?
make as much trouble as you want, but not around them.
i'll stop talking about them around you completely so you get what you want.

[sarcaskick]

they're on the same wavelength as the beacon kids. i'm not going to look for them specifically, but if they get in my face i'm going to get right back in theirs.
maybe you better keep em on a leash








don't tell me if you've actually done that before i don't want to know

[unhappy]

They're not though
They can't fight like the brats can
They don't have emotional effects to level the playing field
They care about me and respect when the only thing I'm asking is that you leave two people alone.
Jackass.

[ She's signing off now and just going to be mad at him. ]