text | un: killerlegs

[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

Comments

UN: Fireballin19

[nailed_it]

[Oh that's cute. Gee I wonder who could have posted this charming ad? Complete with a shout-out to the Beacon gang, aw.

She really should ignore this but she can't help but try her luck at actually pissing him off.]

thank u for reminding me 2 warn every lady I meet that ur small in the pants

[sarcaskick]

facts are a GREAT counter to lies







usually
except that one time where it didn't work out for you, i guess

[nailed_it]

y don't u save the entire female population here the trouble and go moonlace yourself?

[sarcaskick]

oooh, tempting thought but i've already got some takers

wouldn't be right to let them down, now

you know me

a real nice guy