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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

Comments

[sarcaskick]

"seem to be" makes it sound like you don't actually know. is this gonna be your first time or something?

name's mercury, by the way. if you call me killerboots in bed that'll be hilarious but probably kill the mood a bit

[uglypet]

Yes! I have observed my master many times, but I have not participated in such activities.

I am Mantis. I will strive not to kill anything in the bed.

[sarcaskick]

wait hold up

he made you WATCH?

[uglypet]

Oh no, I was not MADE to watch. Very many cultures do not require privacy when mating. In some it is celebrated.

[sarcaskick]

huh

so you don't really care whether this kind of thing happens behind closed doors?

[uglypet]

I suppose not. Do you?

[sarcaskick]

hmm

you know, part of me does care

but part of me doesn't give a shit

i guess i could be convinced

[uglypet]

I understand. The element of surprise can be very stimulating! If we find we are compatible and enjoy the experience mutually, we may try many locations.

[sarcaskick]

mantis, i think we're gonna get along JUST fine.