video - un: nohrianscum

[locktouching]

[On video there's a box on a table, shaking violently. Surprise, it's full of dildos! They're vibrating ones, and they're going haywire, bouncing far more vigorously than they should be around in the box, bashing into each other and wiggling like crazy. Niles is watching, clearly delighted.]

Seems a lot of the inventions around are going berserk right now. Look at how lively my collection has become! It's like they're fighting. Oh, I'd put a wager on the purple one.

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Video, un: Strawhat

[rubberpirate]

[The camera doesn't show all of Luffy's face, more like only part of it, his chin, cheek, and maybe one eye.]

Oh! that looks like a cool thing!

[He moves the camera, trying to see if he can see it better, incidentally focusing his face more.]

What are those?

[locktouching]

Some delightfully wiggly phalluses. I've started a collection.

[rubberpirate]

What are phallises?

[He is so lost, but god those things look really fun.]

Can you eat them?