video - un: nohrianscum

[locktouching]

[On video there's a box on a table, shaking violently. Surprise, it's full of dildos! They're vibrating ones, and they're going haywire, bouncing far more vigorously than they should be around in the box, bashing into each other and wiggling like crazy. Niles is watching, clearly delighted.]

Seems a lot of the inventions around are going berserk right now. Look at how lively my collection has become! It's like they're fighting. Oh, I'd put a wager on the purple one.

Comments

[lifehacker]

lmao
what's your favorite?
mine's bukkake.

[locktouching]

Hmm.

I like to get very involved in tying people up. I've wasted perhaps too much time in battle binding some kinky rope knots onto captured enemies.

I've also fantasized about getting ravaged by a dragon. It would probably kill me, but it sounds like a good way to go.

[lifehacker]

whoa that wasn't what i was expecting at the end there
big insertions though huh
bit much for my opportunistic ass but go you, ramjamming whole bottles into your business
who else would Bad Dragon sell to

[locktouching]

I'm not saying I could handle it, but it's an entertaining thought.

So are you the one wearing the bukkake?

[lifehacker]

nah i like watching that kind of porn
i took part in a bukkake at a party tho
touched some dicks and butts but no nut on me
probably not ever gonna happen to me and that's fine, i already lived the dream