[anonymous] Guns for sale

[skinsuits]

I have a couple sniper rifles for sale if anyone is interested.
I expect to have a pair of assault rifles for sale next week, and I wonder if there are any potential buyers around.

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text - anon

[skinsuits]

Not too popular, I hope.

More primitive. I'm from Earth. But if you want to give me a crash course in plasma canons and laser guns, I'm all ears. I can contact you in private if popularity isn't your thing.

text, anonymous

[zohvin]

I don't have access to major hardware like a canon, but I'm sure I could show you a thing or two, if you're willing to return the favor.

It'd just better be in private. I'm very shy, you see.

[skinsuits]

I'm not sure someone as primitive as me could show you anything.

Hah. I'm a big fan of privacy myself, so you have nothing to worry about there.

[zohvin]

Nonsense. I know bullets exist, but I've never seen one in person and I haven't the faintest idea how an Earth gun is supposed to work. It'll benefit me to see the moving parts, if nothing else.

Good. I'm glad we're of a like mind.

[skinsuits]

Oh, darling. I don't know where you're from, but I have so much to show you in that case. The mechanics are simple enough to explain, but this is one of those things that would be better in person where you can see and hold what I'd be explaining.

I'll be contacting you privately so we can plan somewhere to meet up.