[anonymous] Guns for sale

[skinsuits]

I have a couple sniper rifles for sale if anyone is interested.
I expect to have a pair of assault rifles for sale next week, and I wonder if there are any potential buyers around.

Comments

[sidecars]

Fine! If I HAVE to choose, I'll take the assault rifle.

Depends...
Will I need to be on, near, or around a stranger's swinging dick?
If not, then yes. I'm definitely great at massages.

[skinsuits]

Excellent choice. I’ll contact you when I have it, handsome.


No. That is a very graphic description by the way. Do you want to talk about it?
We’ll see how the massage goes and go from there.

[sidecars]

Don't join the Army.
It's all recruits ever talk about.

Aces! I'll be waiting!

[skinsuits]

I think I've seen my fair share of swinging johnsons in my lifetime. It doesn't bother me anymore.
My ex husband wasn't always a fan of pants..or clothing in general.

So the army is what traumatized you?

[sidecars]

Holy moley, I'm not traumatized!
I am just stating what you future folk call "personal preference"!
That's all.
Sheesh!

DID YOU DO AC D<

[skinsuits]

Of course you aren't.
Oh, is that what it is?
If you say so.

um

[sidecars]

[ Siiiighing so long and so hard. ]

I do!
Give hand over that rifle ASAP and I'll do whatever it is I gotta do, okay?

extreme girigiri

[skinsuits]

Yeah, I'll come find you.
Or, I suppose I could invite you over.