[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

aight so last month i asked you guys for software to fuck with and make some beats
my dudes you delivered faster than motherfuckin dominos

now its my turn
lemme drop you a beat
lemme give you that aural pleasure i know youre all craving
hit me up with a genre or a word or a feeling or someshit like that and ill see what i can do
i got my forte but i got to do something out of the box here at least
if youre not sure hit me up with a dj dave spin me a tune

im here to serve
peace

[Locked to Dirk]
yo man if you see this
i got one just for you
if not
then youll never see this
which is cool i know youre busy

[Locked to Karkat]
not only do i have some smoothass beats for you best bro
i got you somethin youre really gonna want
it aint even a dick joke

((OOC: I'm actually going to be making these loop tracks for babby practice so it may take me a few to get them into the post. They may be shortish and corny. I'm no proper DJ and it's fun to pretend lol. PS Permission post for colour & things. ))

((Edit Oct. 2nd: Had a few people ask last night if I'm doing them still and yes! I'll do them until the interest dies down and have been convinced there needs to be a concert for musical sorts around here and those who want to help or learn. So I'll figure that out some time in the future. Thank you for the lovely reception on these and since a some said they were going through the comments, here's a list except Bro's.))

Comments

[timefordinner]

So, uh...do you mind taking a request from a stranger?

Might take me a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit today I have some plans! But I *will* get the song to you!

[itsknighttime]

since you didnt ask me to get into a white van with limited windows under the guise of finding your lost puppy
i think we good
whats it you want stranger dude?

No hurry! Thank you!

[timefordinner]

I'm kinda looking for some epic fight music? Something I can work out to, but still feels like something coming from a martial arts movie.

[itsknighttime]

man you got it
long as you follow the golden rule
dont skip leg day

[timefordinner]

Oh man that's awesome! Thank you so much!

I definitely can't skip leg day with workout music like this.

[itsknighttime]

youre welcome im stoked for your excitement

ay there you go cant go full arm day
you end up walking on your hands that way

[timefordinner]

for sure. although some people can totally rock the caveman walk.

[itsknighttime]

to be fair
someone looks like they could break me in half with even one arm and have somehow been isolating their arm for the only place theyve injected the steroids?
im not going to be the dumbass to tell them that they cant just do their thing

[timefordinner]

that's true. then again they probably couldn't catch you *because* they skipped leg day.

[itsknighttime]

this is true
no leg day no catchy
so ok i know you need songs to work out to
but what are you working out for?
general health or you know somethings coming and youre not telling the rest of us?
im betting former but never hurts to ask around here

[timefordinner]

General health. I used to work out with my dad all the time when I was younger, so it's just something ingrained in my daily ritual.